Saturday, December 14, 2013
Your Saturday Crusty Sheets
Sure you might think the Greasepitzer and Eve are far too cartoonish to actually be real human beings.
But it’s not like they own a bunch of tiny, annoying dogs or anything.
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A pestilence on their children-like offspring;
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http://www.cdc.gov/std/gonorrhea/stdfact-gonorrhea.htm
He has Taint Gonorrhea.
Ugh.
She’ll have Nespresso, because the way she pronounces it makes me want to put some serious foam in her Nespresso.
The elderly asian woman at the Salon should be commended on the spectacular work she has done on threading his eyebrows.
Wrong wrong wrong. So f’ing wrong. The fight must continue. No way this hott should be laying next to this pustule.
Magnum, this is what Hotts are drawn to. We must both accept this, and administer The Mock, as well.
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As Aesop, or some fuckin guy said in a parable or an idiom or whatever the fuck it’s called, “You can’t tell a book by its cover.” However, you do know that if you see a guy wearing sandals and socks that he will have a foreign accent. But I digress…
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So you see an attractive skirt but she’s with a major league Mama Luke like this here GreasePitz sfacim and that tell you all you need to know. She’s a dumb twat not worth the time of day or the sweat off a my balls.
^I’m sure she’s dumb as a box of rocks and would annoy any sane man to death with her endless mindless banter about her latest phone app or some overpriced purse she wants, yet she still give me a raging veiny renob and I have irresistible urge to punch Greasepitz in the scrotum. For that I grab another drink. But thanks for the voice of reason tonight DW.
The thing is, *all* of them want to talk to you.
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I, for one, am happy to avoid that.
Pitzer, as they used to say back in the ’70s, is the PITS. he is also a Bag of huge proportions.
Eve doesn’t look like a chick who would do a lot of bed time reading. Here endeth the parable of the Greasepitzer.
Animal cruelty – that’s what that second photo shows. Those poor pups are subjected to the stench of Axe and posturing failure.
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Animal rescue – being nestled between Eve’s boobies. WOOF!
Greasepitzer? He looks more to me like Tat Man Poo.
AWWWW!!!! LOOKIT DA BABY PUPPIES…TOOTY-POOTS! Um…I mean, yeah, fuccen ghey ass mutts.
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Only GOD can judge me.
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Mama Lukes.
My sheets sometimes look like this. If I don’t wipe carefully.
Ahem. His tattoo is on backwards.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/unnamed1.jpg
Seriously. Photoshop? Or what?