Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

5:27 pm January, 28 HORSE BOY - Half man, half horse (but not like a centaur) said...

I came here searching for man is my father. You all knew him. Once he pee in horse butt but he ejaculated into a horse’s vagina many thousands of times. He is my father this man he called “Dark Sock.”

5:38 pm January, 28 HORSE BOY - Half man, half horse (but not like a centaur) said...

That was fail

5:41 pm January, 28 DarkSock said...

Speaking of hotties that I cannot micturate within…I was minding my own business when I heard the female voice singing the little “Nationwide is on your side” jingle at the end of the commercial. I immediately sprouted a steel carbide renoB, so I did some research on The Google™ and hit paydirt.
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I present to you Ms. Jana Kramer, whom I’d like to have on her side:

5:49 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There once was a man young Dark Sock
Who boasted a giant veiny cock.
He lived in Biloxi
And took lots of Oxy. (respect)
And smashed his boat into the rocks.

5:50 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

About the snow Son. The first thing you do is piss your name into it for fucks sakes.

5:52 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Then it melts.

5:52 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fist her lovingly.

5:52 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And shit.

5:53 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stooooooooooned. Son.

5:56 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Korie Robertson.

5:59 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Orange.

6:08 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sadie Robertson? Not sayin’, just sayin’.

8:54 pm January, 28 The Dude said...

Micturation is only the beginning of the Jana sequence. It may also be the end of that sequence.

9:14 am January, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I refuse to believe that this bimbo Swift can actually play an instrument. Other than the male organ

11:00 am January, 29 Douche Wayne said...

This may be the only time I’ve seen the word “micturated” used in a sentence outside The Big Lebowski. Well played, DB1, well played.
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Caucasians

2:15 pm February, 1 guest said...

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