Thursday, January 23, 2014
Dolla Bill Juan Follows The Lord
Face tatts.
Like God’s way of saying, “Positive credit rating? No, not you, my child. I have other plans for you. Go unto the strip club and holla with dollas, yo. Only then, will God’s grace shine down on you. And by God’s grace, I mean Grace, working the midnight to eight A.M. shift on a Tuesday.”
Ewwww! Doesn’t he know where that dollar has been? Ummm, wait. Maybe he does.
Ugliest two dudes to ever pose. If there’s a working brain cell between the two of them , an Oldsmobile is getting jacked tonight
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Y’all are vile, bro’s. No, really
That’s some really quality art work and those chicks are fugly.
No likey. Very much no. Nope.
Tori Spelling has let herself go since 90120.
“go unto the strip club and holla with dollas, yo” Is that New Testament ?
And then there’s this.
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-on-school-bus-687543
It’s so cold I’d like an 18 year old to queef on my nuts in my old (dead) Escalade with the Dead sticker on it.
It’s so cold Douchey Wallnuts called the insulation guy.
It’s so cold my dog is laying poopsicles.
My goodness!
It’s so cold I threw a cup of coffee at a homeless guy, without a cup.
It’s so cold I realized that I’ve never complained about the cold before.
It’s so cold I impaled myself on a witch’s tit.
That’s a lot of makeup on those broads. If they’s broads. Na mean?
Only these two human petri dishes could take a dollar bill out of a strippers snatch and put it in their mouth, secure in the knowledge that they weren’t going to catch a new disease. Living pox blankets.
A friend of mine who’s a parole officer says, “Face tattoos – the best way to tell everyone that you’ve completely dropped out of normal society.”
The cast from the updated version of West Side Story blows off some steam after their last performance at the Barrio Theater in Chico California,
Somewhere in Humboldt Park, a muffler shop is missing two employees.
Somewhere in Humboldt Park, a parole officer is looking for two home monitoring violators.
Orlando Bloombag went downhill after getting Smauged. And why would he be wearing a work-release shirt? I thought celebrities usually only had to wear ankle monitors?
Pox Blankets – my new band name.