Friday Haiku
Kate and Jon were pleased;
The Constipati-Push diet!
Their abs? Bowel-Ripped!
Jon’s goal was simple:
Find a girl who has the guts
To tolerate him
– saulgoode42
On a winter’s morn
They embrace the cold and write
their names in the snow
– Charles Nelson Douchely
Kate and Jon are shocked
To learn their bad case of crabs
Has gone systemic
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
She grates cheese on abs
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
This pic explains the
world’s Velveeta cheese shortage:
these two practicing.
– Douche Wayne
In missionary
position, these two sound like
a steam train braking.
– Douche Wayne
They mate like crickets.
Abs rub occasionally
Start forest fires.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
In missionary
position, their sex smells like
driving with e-brake.
– Douche Wayne
In missionary
Position they look like
A fiddler crab.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
In missionary,
they generate power to
run a Chevy Volt.
– Douche Wayne
In missionary
Positiion they fuse with
UV machine.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Later that day Kate
delivered her baby, shot
about thirty feet
– Dickie Fingers
When she bends over
she makes same snapping sound as
lighting up glowstick.
– Douche Wayne
Kate and Jon prove that
navel gazing gets results!
Let’s check abs again!
– Charles Douchewin
It must eat grain. It
Must eat grain. It must eat grain.
It must eat grain. Sons.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Muscular Bleeth’s abs
Gives me the renoBs, even
If she’s a tranny
Narccisstic display
Thanks to steroids. Her dick is
Much bigger than his
Jon’s goal was simple:
Find a girl who has the guts
To tolerate him
Good thing about ‘roids:
A ready-made excuse to
explain their small rods
On a winter’s morn
They embrace the cold and write
their names in the snow
They both do sit-ups
But only she will spit up
Jon’s a swallower
Kate and Jon are shocked
To learn their bad case of crabs
Has gone systemic
The Olive Garden
got a bit crazy with its
grated cheese servers.
She grates cheese on abs
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Human Washboard: the
hillbilly equivalent
to human beatbox.
It puts vanity
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. Pink eye hose.
. . . the grated cheese hose.
Flabby the Elder
Thinks Narcissus blushes
When viewing this pair.
This pic explains the
world’s Velveeta cheese shortage:
these two practicing.
Later that night. Jon
Bought a bottle of goose. He
Hit caboose. Peen ripped.
I’m so fucking stoned
Driving along drinking with Len
With Doobie Brothers.
In missionary
position, these two sound like
a steam train braking.
They mate like crickets.
Ab rub occasionally
Start forest fires.
In missionary
position, their sex smells like
driving with e-brake.
It must eat grain. It
Must eat grain. It must eat grain.
It must eat grain. Sons.
In missionary
Position they sound like
Bristol Palin’s son
Ab strength allows Kate
to grow peen, ab strength allows
John to retract his.
In missionary
Position they look like a
Grain thresher hose.
In missionary
Position they look like
A fiddler crab.
In missionary,
they generate power to
run a Chevy Volt.
In missionary
Positiion they fuse with
UV machine.
Later that day Kate
delivered her baby, shot
about thirty feet
In missionary
they make same stopping power
as ceramic brakes.
I don’t always lift,
but when I do its ONLY
my abdominals.
Maybe I can get
a peen extension, I still
can’t see the damn thing.
When she bends over
she makes same snapping sound as
lighting up glowstick.
Anorexia
It’s not just for moody teen
age girls anymore
Kate and Jon prove that
navel gazing gets results!
Let’s check abs again!
If lobster girl’s vag
is as tight as her abs I’m
up for a “work out”
In missionary
Position they crack walnuts
But not THIS Wallnuts
Abs lock together
Like deranged jigsaw puzzle
Can’t be pulled apart
Her Snappin’ Gyro
Milks the Peen with gusto, builds
Her abs at same time
If you think their abs
are overdeveloped you
should see their sphincters.