Friday Haiku
Gurn really liked Pam,
But her chest area was
A little pasty.
Pasties for Fester
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Lately Joy has been
Looking a little pasty
Good thing Tim eats paste
– saulgoode42
the stairwell party
always sounds like fun until
fur coat guy shows up.
– Dickie Fingers
Dad of Asian Hott
Has one thing to ask you all…
“Seppuku for me?”
– MC 900 Foot Douchebag
Does fur lined hat match
drapes? Or does her carpet match
his bald cranium?
– Douche Wayne
Medical fact: She
totally has the wrong kind
of Bra allergy.
– Charles Douchewin
Guessing their Christian
Mingle profiles had a few
fibs. Neither cares much.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
It’s so cold outside
Her nipples turned purple-ish
And started to ooze
– DoucheyWallnuts
Confucious has said
Man who serves gal from behind
Gets poo poo platter
– Bag Em Tag Em
Pam has a heart on
In all of the wrong places
Including her butt
– Mr. Scrotato Head
ehcuodouche said…
If his head gets cold.
She can put pasties on it
That will keep me warm
Pasties for Fester
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts the hunchback
In the basket or it gets
The Hose. QuasiHose.
Hey Buddy! You can
Crouch but you can’t hide the butt
Stain on your bald dome.
Uncle Fester wears
Ermine. Still Creepy to niece.
Covers nipples in fear.
Retard in fur coat
Topless Asian ladyboy
The mock will be strong
Quartasian gang sign
warns of spilled mai tai on steps;
slippery when wet.
The bow tie covers
Her Adam’s Apple but the
Hunchback doesn’t care
That Dana White sure
knows how to pull the bleethy
Asian ladyboys
Next Bond villains named:
Count Von Dutchbagula and
Tran E. Fingerbowl.
Stairway to Heaven ?
Looks more like the stairway to
disease and despair
Lately Joy has been
Looking a little pasty
Good thing Tim eats paste
the stairwell party
always sounds like fun until
fur coat guy shows up.
Fester has to pee
in a cup twice weekly as
part of his parole.
The sign on stairs reads:
“You must be at least this pimp-
tastic to enter.”
She’s bereft of class
Since he put his Bronzino
In her Monkey Hole
She’s worn the Pasties
Since he put his Bronzino
In her Monkey Hole
She’s had the Scabies
Since he put his Bronzino
In her Monkey Hole
“V” is for “VD”
Since he put his Trouser Trout
In her Monkey Hole
The line for new ride
At Douchney Land leads to the
Crematorium
Dad of Asian Hott
Has one thing to ask you all…
“Seppuku for me?”
Does fur lined hat match
drapes? Or does her carpet match
his bald cranium?
Midwest pimp hipster
says: “I was into meth way
before it was cool.”
These two celebrate
AVN award for best
inter-species scene.
Medical fact: She
totally has the wrong kind
of Bra allergy.
Bob and Ted still shunned
by everyone at second
high school reunion.
Working retail at
Hustler store doesn’t provide
any benefits.
Guessing their Christian
Mingle profiles had a few
fibs. Neither cares much.
Chet tries to go down
Queen of Heats rabbit hole. Finds
it blocked with love mud.
Jason Statham can
Really pull the Quadroon Hotts
Even in stairway
It’s so cold outside
Her nipples turned purple-ish
And started to ooze
Confucious has said
Man who serves gal from behind
Gets poo poo platter
Magician Don Douche
makes top open; for next trick
crowd hopes he’ll vanish
She heard “black tie,” thought
pasties would be a nice touch.
He has no excuse.
Egor thinks that her
gesture means peace. Really means
she munches carpet
Pam has a heart on
In all of the wrong places
Including her butt
Takes wearing your heart
on your sleeve to a whole new
level…of regret
Pam love you long time
Soul brother much too beau coup
Settles for wigger
If his head gets cold.
She can put pasties on it
That will keep me warm
Dark Sock falls into
Narcotic and whiskeyed day.
Forgets task again.
Actually, Chest Brah,
I was forced to work…all day…
The horror…O…The Horror…
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Stay tuned, Sons n’ Bras
The front pagers are coming
Once I’m liquored up…
Word, Son. Stoned