Thursday, January 16, 2014
Fritz Von Helmut Says "Guten Tag, Mein Hotties!"
Fritz Von Helmut has ze mad game, ya?
What about Rusty, ya? He bringin und game too, ya?
In an unrelated historical footnote, Fritz Von Helmut’s grandparents did not like my grandparents.
Nazi Bags
Whyte Hype
Aryan Ablation
Fritz the Scat
Helmut Polisher
The fat one on the right looks like a Servant to und Penis, to to the Füher.
Ze blonde will soon learn that Herr Helmut has a tiny schwanzstucker.
Fritz von Helmut says, “meine kleine lila Helm is so swollen!”
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Blonden von Bimbenstein says “Ihre kleine lila Helm macht mich kichern!”
Creepiest baglings ever ! But blond Inga looks like she knows how to handle the weinershnitzel
Blonde Inga looks like she knows how to Schwaebische the Alb.
That hat must snap on Helmut’s head like a Lego
Red’s got Shop Butt?
Is it still the 70’s in parts of Germany?
“Vee love zee black faces und zee hip-hop, yoooo!’
Fritz und Rusty take styling cues from Rusty from European Vacation.
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Random musing from the IMDB: European Vacation’s Rusty is Blake Lively’s half-brother. The internets are a wonderful thing whilst at work.
from the German part of Alsace….Kristalldouchebagnacht
There will be much wiping of Schwantzes uponst Vorhangs.
ya know, other than these two, most of them look like they’re about to try it again…
That Jay Mohr sure can pull the hotts.
Fritz Von Helmut’s day job is a hair model at Legoland.
Ja, Alsace is where I am from. And DB1, sorry about that whole 1936 – 1945 thing.
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