Thursday, January 30, 2014
Lester Bothers His Sister's Best Friend Kimberly
Lester was not invited to his sister’s pre-med study pizza party.
But Lester done rolled up his sleeves.
And Lester gon’ leave his mark.
And by mark, I mean awkward falsetto queries of “what’s your major?” followed by a steadfast refusal to fix the blinds no matter how many times Kimberly points at them.
If you’re gonna party with Lester, close the blinds. You certainly wouldn’t want your neighbors to know…
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And Kimberly FTW, with her Jenny McCarthy I’m-an-11-but-inside-just-a-regular-schmo-like-you, face.
Notta. I hope Lester knocks the bottom out of that chick.
Long skinny fingers on a hot girl are sexy. Maybe it means she isn’t prone to fat assedness later in life? Tight cooter? Hips won’t explode after child birth? Plays a mad Stravinksy on piano? Gives a heavenly “Handy”?
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Let’s see her poke him hard in the eyes with ’em, Moe Stooge-style.
Kimberly has elicited a bothering in my pants.
HoH
Christ, even her TONGUE is perfect. And I still haven’t seen Lester yet. Still looking . . .
I like her and I call maybe 17 and 11 months old. And by 17 and 11 months old I mean I like her in a funny flicker of youth in my nethers kind of way. Look at the youthful back arch.
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Pedos
I dunno, Rev, I’m thinking she’s a well-preserved 28.
I say split the difference at 23. She’s HoH material in any case.
Putz? Maybe.. DB? Notta. Just jealous and that’s not a reason to call ‘bag…
YEAH HE DOESN’T SEEM THAT BAD BUT LET’S ALL JUST AGREE HE’S A HUGE TUMBLING DOUCHEWEED SO WE MAY CONTINUE TO OOGLE KIMBERLY.
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Silent Partners
In a million years I will never understand how you leave the fucking blinds that way. For that alone Lester should be beaten with a bag of fish hooks.
In the past, DB1 has stretched the definition of “hot chick” so that we may be presented with and mock a prime example of a douchebag.
I say we all pay him the same respect and stretch the definition of “douchebag” when it allows for the presentation and oogle of hottie suckle-cleavite and nibble-shoulder.
I’d wax her nubile ass. She has a friendly, “If you treat me nice I’ll be your secret lover and sign a gag order if you pay my rent look.” And by rent, I mean I’d cover it.
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Sons
Oh so slight magenta/purple thong reveal FTW and by W I mean Woodrow.
Eric Krasno , guitar funkster, has a new band. Check out this motherfucker on bass. JeeeHAYzuss
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Get Back, Eric Krasno and Ch 2
Straighter your damn blinds.
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And wash the damn door. I know it’s dirty around the door knob region.
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Bothering, he says.
Young Neil Patrick Harris sure can pull the hotts. Although, in his case, I’m not sure why.
Hall of Scrote is tattooed on his forehead, he just doesn’t know it yet.
Eric Krasno gets around. If you don’t know him from Soulive and Lettuce, as well as his solo album, you should.
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Kimberly has that fine blonde trail of hair running down the small of her back that catches the light in such a way to produce the instantaneous renoBs that result in a furious masterbatory session that irritates the glans whilst satisfying the libido,
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Hey Rev, have you ever Penis Slapped a Quebecouis Beeotch?
Oops.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/robber-penis-slaps-woman-refusing-hand-cash-article-1.1596453
Lester may be a dork, but he’s not yet a douchebag. He’s wearing Mom jeans for crying out loud.
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I give him credit for being the first physics major ever to touch such a good looking butt.
Everything about that chick is hot except her face. You guys are slipping.
If i had a dollar for every time I penis slapped a french chick I’d have a dollar. If all robberies ended in a penis slap the world would be a safer, albeit smellier place. Cause robbers roll with a mucky cock.
She’s wearing pink undapants