Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:17 pm January, 20 Douchble Helix said...

Perfect headline, Chief.

1:36 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

In Jewish folklore, a golem is an animated anthropomorphic being, created entirely from inanimate matter.
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This guy is a Boehner golem; comprised entirely of the dead skin flakes of Congressman John Boehner (R) and inadvertently brought to life by some guy named Hershel who peed in the same shower Congressman Boehner had just exited after a sweaty golf game.

1:51 pm January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

This guy is also a kreplach. A wrinkly, greasy, meat filled noodle floating in slimy goo

1:58 pm January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve revealed my cooking skills before, but never my semi-kosher skills. Or have I? Anyhow this dude forgot the eggwash and poppyseeds. Zins.
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3:50 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

So how does that explain the “assilaw” tat on his arm? I have only one guess, and that means this guys is Syrian.
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Something isn’t kosher here with this dill. Maybe he’s Stacky’s left-handed Jew lawyer, Cam?

3:51 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

That should read “guy” above.
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If I had a challah, Marnie could kiss it.

3:53 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

Colin Kaepernick may have helped blow the NFC Championship last night, but he doesn’t let that stop him from commingling with the hotties. “Hos before bros,” he says.

3:58 pm January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kaepernick is the new Tebow.

3:58 pm January, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I am offended that on Martin Luther King Day you would post such a photo. And by offended I mean even the Reverend King would thing this guy is a douche,

3:58 pm January, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And by thing I mean think.

4:06 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

“Jiffy Pop” Kaepernick post-game last night.
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Somewhere in Passaic, these fratbags got their house nicknames inked on their forearms. I guess that’s the new arm brand a la black fraternities.

4:26 pm January, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

You call it challah, I call it brioche.
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Either way, I’d like to canoodle my way into her charcuterie.

4:39 pm January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Don’t click Wheezer’s links. You get stuck in a loop. I did.

4:44 pm January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Entertaining NHL Shenanigans Dept:
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Saturday brought us a line fight at the opening drop between the Flames and Canucks
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And a heymaker filled slugfest featuring Eric Boulton vs Jay Rosehill
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That NHL TV package is worth every dime, hosers

4:53 pm January, 20 The Dude said...

“kreplach” – puts the dump in dumpling.

5:28 pm January, 20 Ted Brogan said...

Did somebody play with the contrast of this picture?

9:55 pm January, 20 The Dude said...

I’d play with Marie’s contrast, and by that I mean I’d play with Marie.