Wednesday, January 22, 2014
More Elliptical Selfies From the Dirty Jerz
They don’t make enough Lysol to clean the stench of pokey nipple selfies on inflatable clouds trying to impress nineteen year old yoga instructors named Sophie.
Lay the Jerzy smack, down, Chunky Pam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4SF8xWKFo
Please make it stop!
Irony?
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It’s so cold in beautiful glengarry county today that I can’t keep a joint lit outside. And my cock is sore from the heat of only one thigh under my Dockers (shut yep they are unpleated). Chubby whatserface looks and smells like deep fried organic ricotta. Challah boy never atones.
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Yum Kippers
Sophie’s Choice was horrendous.
My eyes got athlete’s foot looking at this
Yoga Sophie, she aight.
He’s gone and stretched out his good wifebeater. Another 4 bucks down the drain.