Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Mr. Pigeon Poop
This man is pigeon poop.
I have no analogies, similes, metaphors, or euphemisms to describe Suburban Tatt Seth Myers other than pigeon poop.
Kimberly deserves to not date pigeon poop.
I’m not sure how I know this. I don’t know Kimberly. But within the parameters of base assumptions, I’m going to presume she deserves better than Mr. Pigeon Poop simply due to the merits of her relatively Bleeth-free signifiers, shoulder tatt or not .
In a related story, while researching this post, I discovered that feral pigeons eat meat.
Watch out, Nice Malaysian Boychild!
Hitchcock.
Coffee.
I’m concerned that that’s his van in the background. And that it says “surprises”.
I think Kimberly is in fact his karmic punishment. She has that air of bitchiness…the kind where most of her replies in relationship spats (which she of course starts) are comprised of sardonicly regurgitated tropes such as “Really? Just…whatever…” and the timeless “Seriously??? Wow…just…wow”.
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And her tooter’s prolly kinda purplish.
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Welcome to Hell, Mr. P.P.
Fuck you Seth Myers. Can’t wait for the 1-2 punch of FAIL about to attack late night TV.
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Tracy Morgans
Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small it looks like a pube.
Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small Chinese guys laugh at him.
Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small Kimberly considers herself a lesbian when she’s banging him.
Mr. Pigeon Poop is getting a little long in the tooth to continue with that look. And I agree with Sock, Kimberly looks like a raving bitch.
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In a related story, it looks like someone needs to change Nice Malaysian Boychild’s diaper.
Mr. Pigeon Poop dick is so small it looks like he’s fucking himself.
Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small he jacks off with chopsticks.
Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small Ken dolls hit on him.
Mr Pigeon Poop’s dick is so small, he’s jealous of his genital warts.