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7:16 am January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Chronicles of Narmia: The Lyin’, the Bitch, and the Wifebeater.

7:17 am January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It has not been eating the grain.

7:29 am January, 28 Guid is Good said...

Tendon Ted says Respect.

7:44 am January, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Can you cut glass with those nipples?

7:45 am January, 28 Tits McGee said...

As Red Forman would say, “there are 3 Smartcars in this photo, but that doesn’t make up for the two dumbasses.”

8:05 am January, 28 Dr Magnifico said...

In years to come Juicin’ Jimbo (with the Emo hairdo) and Vietnamese Minty will be fat, salad dodging fuckwis rolling along on mobility scooters.

8:22 am January, 28 Dickie Fingers said...

Do you know they make pills for high blood pressure?

8:44 am January, 28 UFO Destroyers said...

Wouldn’t his job at Kinkos create all kinds of dangerous situations? I’d be afraid of a papercut whilst moving the boxes in the back room, and with the high BP, bleeding out before anyone missed me.

8:59 am January, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

You can hang your coat on those nipples

9:00 am January, 28 purpledrank said...

@Dr Magnifico—Vietnamese Minty FTW!

9:16 am January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I broke my iPhone screen while making a coffee in a Keurig machine at work. Am I a hipster now DW?

9:48 am January, 28 Douche Wayne said...

^ Rev: You probably mean Douchey Wallnuts, but allow me to weigh in:

No. Had you broken your iPhone screen while pre-ordering a coffee from the shop across the street with an app that would send you a text alerting you the beverage is ready for you to pick up (as well as alerting all your FB friends and phone contacts that you placed said order), the answer would be yes.
As you broke the phone while making the coffee for yourself, that means you’re just a klutz! (respect, I dropped my phone in the snow two days ago and had to put it in a bag of rice for full day to dry it out)

9:49 am January, 28 Douche Wayne said...

^ Plus, the fact that your were at WORK (read: gainfully employed in some type of office environment) also puts you out of the running for Hipsterbag IMHO.

10:22 am January, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I do not think enjoying a finely brewed Keurig coffee makes one a hipster. That being said, Muscular Mandee’s turgid areola gives me the renoBs.

10:27 am January, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of slixa, wtf?
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https://www.slixa.com/healing-jewish-godde#/us/new-york/new-york/

11:09 am January, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Not even, DW.
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https://www.slixa.com/lady-scorpio#/us/washington/seattle/

1:23 pm January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lady Scorpio gives me the regurG.

1:34 pm January, 28 Douche Wayne said...

Those ladies are clearly going after a “niche” audience. I love how the Healing Jewish Goddess has interest in “honest human connection” yet charges $160/hr for same.

1:38 pm January, 28 Douchble Helix said...

But she’s *not* Jewish!

1:39 pm January, 28 Douche Wayne said...

“Funny, she doesn’t look Druish.”

1:41 pm January, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

$160 / hr. to nail some goofy lookin old jew broad or “lady scorpio” a.k.a. a dude. ???? They say life is full of choices.

2:35 pm January, 28 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

@Magnum And some of them are bad and worse.

2:55 pm January, 28 Wheezer said...

Does that shirt say “CREY” as in “Crey Crey”?
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“Trey”?
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Hmmmmm, I’d prefer a Mack truck to block the rest of my view of him. More focus on her boobies and diamond nipples, please.

4:01 pm January, 28 DarkSock said...

I can’t trust a dude whose arm looks like my cockk.
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In appearance and 1:1 size ratio.
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Braggadocians.

4:54 pm January, 28 Guid is Good said...

Narm couldn’t resist the offer of some Asian “crab juice ” at the local gym.

8:21 pm January, 28 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I’ll take “topography” for $300, Alex.

8:22 pm January, 28 Troy Tempest said...

What’s with the spindly little legs on Narm there? Like WTF? His biceps are bigger than his thighs. That’s fucked up.

10:22 pm January, 28 The Dude said...

I’m still totally scared of Doucheteau’s links, lmfao

4:20 pm January, 29 Douchesdownunder said...

Love the Six Feet Under reference.
Yep, these two are as dead upstairs as Nate was right after he said “Narm”.

11:53 pm January, 29 ehcuodouche said...

Nnip.

9:50 pm January, 30 Jeff said...

All the veins are on the outside of his body.

His knees look small. I guess the juice bulks up muscles but not bones?