Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Perky Kelly Stumbles into a Gaggle of Party Ruffians
When the Party Ruffians start reveling in the iconography of Party Bieber mixed with early 90s Right Said Fred, it is most definitely time to call a cab time.
Perky Kelly is either Grade A Paid to Pose Hott, or one of the freakiest hotts to ever grace this site. Can’t decide which.
These guys look like drunken dweebs who think they’re having the ultimate bros’ night out — even though this picture was taken at 9 p.m. and they were in bed by 11.
There’s a 60 percent chance she pocketed $100 for this photo and 10 others like it.
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On the other hand, the sexy little smirk is intriguing. There’s a 40 percent chance she’s the girlfriend of Sneerin’ Sanchez on the right, and could easily be talked into some really freaky shit. Could be this picture was taken at 9 p.m., and by 11 she was more airtight than a Level-3 Hazmat suit.
There’s a lot going on here, shirt-wise.
Perky Kelly isn’t a Paid-to-Pose, she’s a volunteer at a group home and is taking some of the residents on a “field trip.”
Tall Jim Dangle in BlackHawks shirt should not be wearing said shirt.
Surely Cock-holster Kelly isn’t the girlfriend of that sycophantic looking creep Sneerin’ Sanchez (FTW, Morbo). I reckon she belongs to slightly less famous cousin of The Ramones, Fairy Ramone on her left.
Tall Jim Dangle (FTW, Et Tu Douche?) looks like a creep of the highest order – if not the tallest.
these dorks are so far out of their league its truly amusing. Kelly is paid to pose, no doubt.
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Is Tall Jim Dangle holding a paisley man-purse under his arm ? That may be the topper
Anybody heard from Dark Sock? He was gargling in a Percocet haze in a white death of snow last nifht
Could somebody please help me understand what sneer-bagling’s 3.5 fingered hand-gesture is meant to convey?
A douche resembling Freddie Mercury
Told his boyz , Hey what’s your hurray
Make believe we like girls
Later, bung holes we’ll swirl
And chin slap our balls nice and furry
Perky Kelly has nice tatas.
Just sayin…
Nominate Kelly for HoH.
Gorgeous, natural, ink-free.
If she was the girl next door, I would never be at home.
But she’s so far in with these choads, might take Air Force Para-rescue to extract her.
Prenatal advisory indeed. That’s one load his mother should have swallowed instead.
Darren Stevens douche showing way too much sclera. Only psychotics and Scientologists look like that.
Kelly is Perky
In the best possible way
Times two – ooh! Boobies!
Why does my haiku
Only show up on Wednesdays?
Must be on Mars time
I’d like to hog-tie this chick to Katie Couric’s plump muscular asshole and porcupine them together. And by porcupine, I mean Cipro first then thrustubgky violent six-hole party and shit.