Thursday, January 2, 2014
Sleazy Chet Fondles Monique's Tatas
Something I’ve noticed over the years of douche mock. Canted camera angles only heighten the stench of hottie/douchey wrongness.
An ethereal smell of gouda spittle is brought about by the mise-en-scene simply through the display of early German Expressionist camera framing.
Like Fritz Lang directing the Jersey Shore.
Stench is increased through the collision of aesthetics and thematics working at cross purposes.
I have no idea what I’m saying. I will now flagellate myself with a well read copy of Beowulf.
Lou Diamond Syphillis
Andrew Lice Clay
So is she the promo girl for that fancy Champoo with the flowers on the bottle? Clearly she’s waiting for Chet to pony up the spondoolicks. That’s why she’s smiling.
Sylfester Stallone
Poop Dogg
Scabie Daddy
Daaaaamn, she’s got a Gabrielle Union thing going on.
HOH nomination hence made.
http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/gabrielle-union/gabrielle-union-62223.jpg
Johny Strepp
Brad Twit
Colin Sterile
William H Crazy
Patrick Spewart
Chris Phlegmsworth
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(“Liam” also works)
Robert Assclowney Jr.
Hugh Jagoff
Michael Chickless
Julian McMan’t
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(Why not go on a comic tangent with such a joke of a douchewank?)
Ioan Guuffuckhimself
Ben Assfecked
Christian Fail
Bruce Syphilis
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(Yes, I know it’s taken.)
Mark Doofalo
Jackie Hurl Daily
Christopher Skeeve
Brandon Uncouth
Manuel L.Y. Jacksmen
Queef Schreiber
No, I haven’t overlooked Fred’s Gabrielle Union pic, nor Monique. There’s time for fapping later.
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Mickey Dork
Jon Favroach
Benedict Cucumberpatch
Martin Fleaman
Richard Armtriage
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Yes, I’m sort of into the Tolkien movies.
Orlando Gloom
Don’t start me on the Tolkien. I’ve just come from the Lucasation of Smaug.
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Lucasation occurs when a director is so successful that he or she becomes convinced of their own infallibility, stops acting collaboratively, and inserts stiff dialog, self parody, and other ridiculousness that they would have rightly avoided earlier in their careers.
“And the coloured girls go poo poo poo poo pee do.”