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What else would you expect on the Universal Brocasting Network?
All I see are orange homosexuals and that creepy girl from the Ring.
What’s AVIICI?
she looks really uncomfortable in that bro sandwich. like she’s trying to escape.
She looks uncannily like my first sexy-time girlfriend, or at least the all-growed-up version of her.
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Now I gots the renoB.
That ’55 Lincoln is a sweet orange ride!
Universal Broadcasting Network needs to buy some more colour filters. Fast.
And Emma Watson gives me the renoB.
I see more, like, tangerine.
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And an orangutan with the tired DoRag/Backwards Trucker Hat abomination.
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The other guy looks fey, like a photo negative of a leprechaun out on a date with a tangerine orangutan
If we’re picking Emma’s , my vote goes to Emma Stone . Added plus, she’s funny
I guess Vic I didn’t wear his shirt.
Emma Watson: I’d potter her Hogwarts.
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It only sounds weird.
My vote goes to Emma Samms.
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I would eat anything that came out of these Emma’s bodies with a gormandious aplomb. Aplomb, he says.
If we are battling Emmas, my money is on Emma Roberts
http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/140114d1371615562-emma-roberts-emma-roberts-photo-1600×1200.jpg
She’s not quite sub-50kg, but still borderline spinner category.
This pic is an instagram sepia filter, right? I mean what else could be going on?
And just so you fucking know, hundreds of heads of state and CEO’s just got done lamenting the deplorable inequality of global wealth by yacht hopping and guzzling champagne out of gilt g-strings in Davos. The 99.99% of us schmucks who work in varying degrees of servitude missed yet another chance to round them up and turn them into bacon. Its just too fucking depressing.
…no, President Rouhani, we don’t need to have anymore boring talks about human rights. I just need you to put these onions under arms and put some of this stuffing up your arse before you step into the “warming room of fiery enlightenment.” And don’t skip the butter shower just because you are naturally oily.
…yes Mr. Dudley, that was a very funny movie about the factory falling down on those Indian folk. They were Bangladeshi, by the way, but same difference. To answer your question… the underage Latvian sex slaves are only for attendees of the Global Poverty Retreat. You must attend the full 24 minute session to be invited. What I want you to do first is roll around in this salt for a few minutes and then smoke this whole pack of applewood cigars… You don’t need to fucking know why, just do it…
^Dude McCrude has blown my mind. His anger is both ironic and sublime like a bacon-scallop pizza on the way to flavortown with Guy Fieri on flamethrower and shit..Son. Stoooned. Son.
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I don’t always try to buy Bangladeshi. But when I do it’s on purpose. Fucking typhoons coming to get them anyway, they might as well work.
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Wango Tangos
I don’t always eat the long pork, but when I do I make sure it’s an economic predator bent on defrauding and indenturing for the shear joy of greed.
File this under things you need to know that only McCrude can teach you… you can bang a porn star. yes I believe it even works in the frozen northern territories. google ‘slixa’ and kiss all your paychecks goodbye.
Googled it. Checked out what’s available in my neck of the woods. Was impressed, but certainly not interested, in what they had to offer.
https://www.slixa.com/chantel-canns#/us/oregon/portland/
^ At first I was blind, but now my eyes are wide f*cking open. I remember Brittany Andrews (showing my age referencing her) was available for “escort” services. probably still is. And Jenna Jameson getting back in the game. What porn-AIDS epidemic?
“Expectations and Donation” indeed.
Seriously, man. You’re not eight, with the need to run your fingers over everything, nor do you lack voluntary control of your muscles. Keep your hands, arms, legs and everything else to yourself. This is not actually difficult. Here’s an idea: That person you want to touch? Put them in charge of the whole touch experience.