Thursday, January 30, 2014
Tommy Chin Goes Crazzzzy on Casual Friday
Unfortunatey, Mocha Nicole is only mildly interested in hearing about how wacky the boys in the accounting firm like to get on Casual Friday.
Okay, Tommy Chin will tell you. So, like, they totally like bust out the rice wine at like 4pm. And then they totally play the rap music in the boss’s office after he left early to go to his Hamptons summer house! And not like any rap music. Like those really nasty rap songs. With x-rated words and all!
It’s crazy, Tommy is telling you!
But he can’t tell you any more. They would, like, totally get fired if anyone found out about what they did with the photocopier in the office supply room. I mean can you believe it?
(They photocopied their butts… shhhhhh!!)
Tommy Chin aggressively proposes the shocker. Not surprisingly, Mocha Nicole is not shocked.
One day Tommy’s cube mate brought in a red bandana, JUST LIKE A REAL BLOOD. Tommy knew better than to put it on, just like he knew better than to try the cigarette that older boy offered him when Tommy was in the seventh grade. Though the bandana incident was a long time ago, when his office buddies talk about what a crazy day that was Tommy secretly regrets his good judgment.
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Knowing is Half the Battle
Mocha Nicole hears a buzzing sound in her ear all night. Mocha Nicole thinks its the fluorescent lights.
If he’s tapping that, I gotta give him a notta go in peace and tap some more.
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If he’s not actually tapping that, stop grinning like you’re tapping that. Puts you in the “friend zone”, dude.
And stop it with the hand signs…
Tommy Chin(s)
Judging by his greedled expression and her facial repose, this was their exchange 5 seconds prior:
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“Anal?”
“Sure.”
“$5?”
“Sure.”
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It’s unclear who said what to whom at this time however.
Two Asian guys walk into a bar, one a tranny and the other oblivious to that fact. The bar tendender yells “Hey dick, we don’t serve your kind in here.” So they both leave.
The End.
Suspect tranny is menu # 254 with extra orange.
Tommy still laughing about the three queefs she let out on copier.
Tommy’s in a tribute band known as “Mackerelmore and Ry-Wang Louis“
Tommy is celebrating getting his residual check for letting the people who invented the Angry Smiley Face use his likeness.
Mocha Nicole for Hall of Tranny
Tommy looks like Kim Jong Un’s retarded cousin.
I’d like to mix my milk with Mocha Nicole’s cocoa puffs.
Will.I’m.Not
I’m thinking Mocha Nicole’s office is mainly roadsides and gas stations.
After Mocha Nicole turned his rag ass down, he introduced her to his 120 hungry dogs.
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Disappeared.
Looks like Dennis Rodman brought a little something back from North Korea other than the clap and dog meat jerky.