Sunday, January 19, 2014
Worst Everything of the Year: "Falling In Reverse"
We have our rankest serving of choadsteak for the year and it’s only January.
Vice continues to get on the douche mocking train with this quality takedown.
A napkin and a hearty handshake to the first person who makes it to the two minute mark without urinating on a Talking Tina doll.
I lasted 20 sec. – but the review was a nice read.
I lose because I only lasted 10 seconds. Thus I win.
That guy looks like someone filled up on cheap salad bar and shat on his head.
1:18. But only because I was skimming through the article while listening, so I don’t think it counts. Gotta admit though, I love that car.
I watched the whole thing, but I had the sound off. Is that cheating?
Minimal video whore exposure, though. If you’re gonna try to make a video with a video whore in it, at least 25% of the footage must be of her, including close-ups of her boobs. Union rules…..
25 years ago at the end of the glorious 80’s another band tried to fuse black and white music but did a much better job.
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Homies
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This video says: “Hey, INTERPOL, here’s your video evidence of our crimes against humanity.”
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Pro Tip: Scooby Douche refers to the Tawny Kitaen Rule. Isn’t she making a comeback, in CGI?
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Show em’ the fusion, Run DMSmith: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk
22 seconds. I’m worse off for it.
I’m taking the Pats and the points and Seahawks giving.
Seahawks. Brady is a metro.
I got to 1.36. Then I realised they’re rank AMATEURS compared to this:
Why deal with one measley douche when you can have an entire band of idiots?
Also, by the way, DB1 – THAT particular brand / style / vortex of crap is LOS ANGELES. The rest of the world hates America because of it.
Their video for the song “Bad Girl’s Club” may even be more offensive to your soul than this piece of dreck.
@Troy Tempest:
That is the ugliest female to ever appear in a “music” video!
I did this standing on my head. This shit is kinderspiel compared to what my “neighbors” tried pumping out of their garage for a few weeks.
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music critics
1:14.
Seems par for the Vegas course.