Friday Haiku
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Pale skinny Meghan
looks on from behind glasses
jealous of Pam’s man.
— Douche Wayne
This party smells of
Ball cheese and bad decisions
Valtrex stock to soar
— Capt. James T. Douche
Spinner’s got the bloat
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Spring Break is coming
Soon these two abstrosities
Will look so orange.
— The Dude
They’ve got two tickets
to Paradise. Watch out south
NV, here they come!
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
It puts the card in
The basket or it get’s the
Hose. The foot long hose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
The ghost of Lenin
Weeps uncontrollably for
Proletariat
— DoucheyWallnuts
Jen’s sister Amy
looks on from behind. “Yeah, I
am the pretty one”
— Magnum Douche P. I.
Blortz twins’ fake IDs
Although not necessary
For a high school dance
— Vin Douchal
Girls Gone Wild guy
who said, “Show your tits!” should’ve
been more specific
— Morbo
“G-Stop Raw” has the
same initials as “Groin Shave
Reveal”; both senseless.
— Wheezer
Lena hasn’t been
off the farm since Ma went nuts
and ate the milk cow.
Ab reveal shows that
You graduated top
Of the retard class.
This is what the hip
Do on a Saturday night
In downtown Sochi
NASA’s new program
To rid this planet of douche
One-way trip to Mars
White underbelly
Raspberries on her pale gunt
part of her foreplay.
Pale skinny Meghan
looks on from behind glasses
jealous of Pam’s man.
Business cards of true
professionals are never
found on douchebags’ groins.
This party smells of
Ball cheese and bad decisions
Valtrex stock to soar
Those are punch cards for
The local abortionist
10th one on the house!
“G Star Raw” are words
To describe Lena’s Cooter
Build-A-Bear Shorts Chaffe
“Five…Five..Five..Dollar
Foot long” only logo for
Job. Penis is gone.
I’d do her if I
Was a high as Johnny Cash
Eating cake in bush.
Eye swollen shut from
either brawl with bouncer or
jersty in her eye.
Spinner’s got the bloat
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Dark Sock’s unconsciuos
Has Ambien fueled dream
Of ex-ex-ex wife.
But ex-ex-ex wife
Spinner was cuter without
The protrusion. Son.
Heidi Largeman in
The rear has seen it all done
Before. Orders scotch.
.
Neat
It puts the card in
The basket or it get’s the
Hose. The foot long hose.
^FTW
This pic is funny.
But it’s not as funny as
Seen with “weed butter.”
Pam usually
gets backstage when she sees the
Insane Clown Posse.
Abs scream Narcissus.
Face screams rabid douche retard.
Boss screams “White…no mayo.”
This guys so ugly..
Madame Curie finally admits
She a glowing Jew.
Blondie Jekyll and
Mr. Snide proud of guts.
Shame of the past haunts.
Putin saw these two
Making beast with the two backs.
Put shirt over head.
Vlad likes to relax
after digging potatoes
on the frozen steppes.
“With abs like this, we
Don’t need no Obamacare.”
Car hits both later.
Spring Break is coming
Soon these two abstrosities
Will look so orange.
This is what Alex
and Ani actually
look like. Drink it in.
In the club jacked up
on Krokodil and Red Bull.
Usual Tuesday.
weed butter seizure
must close one eye or she will
fall flat on her face
They’ve got two tickets
to Paradise. Watch out south
NV, here they come!
If anal scabs were
sentient, they would still have a
leg up on these two.
Height of ab reveal
inversely proportional
to measured I.Q.
In USSR
Sexy six-pack on inside
We see Stoli gut
He has been finger
Blasting yaks since he was a
Boy of only 12
Her distended abs
A sign of constipation
There’s more Poo to come
Vlad join Red Army
Those Minsk whores will treat you right
Quart of cum in gunt
This Ice Dancing Pair
Blows off steam after skating
Should have heads blown off
Popov twins party!
Sister back from Champagne Room
Black swag bag of shame
This Ice Dancing Pair
Hails from Kiev so they love
Binge drinking, despair
Her particular
Strain of the clap is called the
Molotov cocktail
Olga shoots “The Bird”
During Ab Reveal. Finger
Smells like his rectum
Anorexic Hott
Thought the “smart girl” look would help
Can’t polish a Kurd
In a few days his
Genitals will look and feel
Like downtown Kiev
This Ice Dancing pair
Hails from Chernobyl. Melted
Ice during routine
Putin’s face remains
Stoic as these two are shot
For douchebaggery
This look rocks in Minsk
Paunchy abs and a black eye
And lands prime Douchebag
The ghost of Lenin
Weeps uncontrollably for
Proletariat
If Lenny the Box
Was on the scene, he’d give Bleeth
Something for her bloat
She was champion
Queefer from her village out-
Side Vladivostok
Vlad should have listened
You never go full retard
It’s out of his hands
This is a step up
From working the glory hole
Down at the Gulag
The local doctor
Has amulet to ward off
Crabs, herps, and the drips.
Jen’s sister Amy
looks on from behind. “Yeah, I
am the pretty one”
Her day job as a
Fluffer resulted in a
Well developed jaw
His say G Star Raw
Hers will say Brown Star Raw when
tonight’s date over
Blortz twins’ fake IDs
Although not necessary
For a high school dance
MItch distracts virgin
While Johnny Drama sets up
Roofies for threesome
Glory hole all star
And her eye is still glued shut
From long drive trucker
They got two tickets
to paradise. And a bad
case of the uglies
The ab reveal was his
idea, her’s was to show
vestigial tail.
Fingers in the ass
Are in his future as she
Is a real Spinner
Lunch at Chat and Chew
Comfort food makes me tired
Gums and Chubbs don’t help
Girls Gone Wild guy
who said, “Show your tits!” should’ve
been more specific
“G-Stop Raw” has the
same initials as “Groin Shave
Reveal”; both senseless.
Crustacean-like douche
out-scroted by bird-flippin’
bleeth; kick ’em both out.
nice pictures both are hot
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