Monday, February 17, 2014
Happy Presidents Day!
Like a lost Vegas tourist caught passing behind an HCwDB disaster in mid trainwreck, your humble narrator is back in sunny Los Angeles.
A week well spent on the snowy East Coast.
Lots of pizza and burgers were consumed. Drinks were imbibed. Diapers changed.
Firing up some new pics for this week so we can get our mock on again. For those of you caught in yet another snowstorm, alls I can offer is this humble soliloquy.
Not chick with semi-douchebag. What’s not to like?
GoldenAss is being serenaded by mass erections along the shores. All Hail GoldenAss
Hey Boss, does baby poo melt snow? If so, you (or BC1, at least) could be sitting on a gold mine.
Spike the Tattless appears to be drinking a Mr. White smoothie.
Somewhere, George Washington weeps quietly.
Fuck that guy in the yellow. Everyone knows Animal played the skins.
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Speaking of the skins…
Bottle Blonde Darby could fix all that’s wrong in the world, at least for a 72-hour period that took place exclusively in Vegas, and if wrong in the world means a lack of animal, non-emotional sex inclusion hard anal and Tit fucking.
The quintessential Cheryl Tiegs California Girl in a teeny bikini.
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What’s not to like?
I was born to rub cocoa butter upon her cans and mons pubis with a heretofore unseen circular motion.
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Dynamos.
Why is there no Largeman in this photo?
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I’m a little worried. He always wants to swim right after chorffing down a philly foot long.
His Chin Fung smells of Coppertone tanning oil and clitoris.
Her twat smells of the breath of 10,000 Angels and fresh ground vanilla bean.
Nice slight MPR reveal on blondie and while there is no Largeman in the background the trashcan speaks volumes and the bumper on the chick in white ain’t too shabby.
Slow day at the office. A buddy called and asked what I’m doing. I said , “Huntin’ ”
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He says, ” Oh, I like hunting,.. and fishing”
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Mmm , okay
Lenny and I are touring Ottawa today. It’s up to -10 C here today so we got our board shorts and tank tops on. More snow tonight. Fuck off! And shit. Fucking six feet of fucking snow.
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I like the Mons Veneris. And by Veneris I mean Pubis. and shit.
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Stoooooned.
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Ugh. Jesus bling, gaudy sunglasses, and quasi-blowout hair. This guys needs a swift kick to the Johansens. Though I can’t knock on his hair too badly. If I had a monstrous purple butt plug perpetually stuck up my ass, my hair would stand on end too.
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And though fake-blonde giggle-tits there probably has an incessantly annoying squeaky voice as she voices her best Valley-girl accent and burgeoning Adderall addiction, I’d still rail her until I was pushing rope.
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Speaking of which…I’m really digging on this Chrissy Teigen girl right now.
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