Thursday, February 20, 2014
Old Bro Clyde Refuses to Give Up the Dream
Ski Ulrich watches disapprovingly from the vidscreen. This shall not abide.
All men approaching middle age must give up the dream and get married. So it was told to me and so it was told to the prophet Ezekiel uponst whose bread was buttered the joy of diaper change.
Bar Hott Jenny has never known insecurity. As far as you know.
Looks like she’s built up a tolerance to the horse tranquilizers Ol’ Clyde put in their drinks.
Multidimensional-douche Clyde is on the screen, behind the camera, and in every other bar in that town.
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Lookout, BHJ.
I thought she was rocking the Mayan Eye … But UFO Destroyers nailed it on the head: She’s peakin’ on horse dope.
Bar Hott Jenny’s pubes are shaped like an anvil
Showing off his electrolysis job he had done on his schnoze hairs. UFO Destroyers nailed it down, Roofies are to her as a Flintstones vitamin is to everyone else.
Bar Hott Jenny knows that wearing black is slimming. Or maybe she just saw it on Oprah.
Boss wins the interwebs for the “Ski Ulrich” reference.
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Subtle Genius