Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Pop Quiz!
When Manny wants to class it up before hitting on Kelly at the Phila Theta Omega midterm kegger, he should:
A) “Get a sportcoat all up in that bitch!”
B) “Breath mints. But not Altoids. That stuff’s way megawhack. I’m talkin’ premium breath mints. St. Clares and shit.”
C) “Classy? Bitch I’m classy naked! I was born classy! When my balls hit bathwater, that bathwater becomes classy bathwater!”
D) “Hey, what’s this quiz for anyway? Cuz, like, I gotta get back”
E) Go hard with the Axe and then light a match.
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See ya later dicks!
F) Make sure that white belt he’s gonna have around his neck soon is securely affixed to the back of the door before dropping his trow.
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see ya later dicks!
G) Shaves his ball, cause Kelly don’t like no pubes stuck in her teeth all night, Yo !
Photo was snapped a little early as Kelly’s fishlips weren’t fully extended.
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However, Manny’s fully realized forehead grease shine and vacuous, empty gaze are “camera ready” always. Always, I says
H) That party was cray-cray do shizel
Graphic T and sport coat. Nothing but the best.
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see ya later dicks!
I do not think that is her real hair color.
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Blackbushes.
He’s got the apartment all classed up with the blind tilt and his weight lifting supplements on top of the refrigerator.
And in other serious news, this is how douchbaggery and bleethe-dom has gotten to the point where it destroys lives.
Perhaps deserved, perhaps not. No vindictiveness, just sad.
Very, very sad.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mom-left-brain-damaged-unable-walk-cosmetic-surgery-family-article-1.1600998
11:17 and nothing’s well. Dung. Bring out your douche…
Kelly’s idea of a classy date is when the guy asks, before he puts it in her butt.
BLIND TILT AND METH IS THE NEW CIALIS. SON
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FACE EATERS
Reminds me of my old girlfriend Kerri. White hair, Wookie pubes from vestigial tail to her nipples. Ass so hairy Edward Penishands couldn’t fuck it. I like the hairy nipples.
http://www.hairyclassic.com/?x=2966
I swear I’ve seen this douchebag on this site before. None the less, a baby seal has met its untimely demise due to him.
I’m not saying you should, but you can click on the pic for a much larger image.
The larger image makes her boobies look bigger.
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Sincerely, Einstein
Not sure whether tricky black shirt Largeman is eyeing off Kelly or Manny’s jacket … “Coz those crazy up’n’down stripes gonna rock with my own!”
If y’all are going there… Demi Moore.
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http://slashnude.com/t/?demi-moore-hairy-bush-pussy-is-rather-scary-0324