Wednesday, February 19, 2014
The Human Torch
Remember really douchey spikey hair?
Still out there.
Still silly like commando chipmunk.
Remember really douchey spikey hair?
Still out there.
Still silly like commando chipmunk.
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She is not a hot chick but this fact is completely irrelevant beside this steaming pile of douchery! Ed Hardy hot karled on his chest then pumped off into his hair. I want to self-immolate just seeing this atrocity.
Commando Chipmunk is metal.
Sweet Jesus!
Aaaahh! Burn it! Send it to hell!
Just keep this guy away from my food and no one gets hurt
So, a hippunkster and his sister-cousin walk into a bar…
I never knew calamari ears also came in white – ‘came’ see what I did there?
That’s all I got, besides I need to get to work now.
‘calamari ears’ – FTW
I’ma go out on a limb, and say nottadouche.
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Punky Brewster retro hipster Maasai-esque Danzig-loving mashupofaperson. Sure.
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If he were a lame superhero, he’d be The Confuser ™.
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But I’m not sure about douche.
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As usual, I may be wrong.
Yeah, but what if his carpet matches his drapes? Or the calamari ears?
This douche started out life as that dorky nerd in the back of your ninth grade algebra class who was always shouting out the answers and getting shoved into lockers between classes. Along the way he got into college where nobody knew or gave a shit what he was back in high school so he tackled a new persona 180 degrees away from it. Sis has encouraged it since she doesn’t have to fight his bullies anymore but secretly she just shakes her head at him in disgust but blood is still blood.
^ I’m so fuccked up I can’t even spell my fuccen name right.
May I be the first person in this thread to wish stomach cancer on this shitstain. Also, she’s a hot chick if by hot chick you mean a dog.
The ‘spikey’ link is exactly what I’ve pictured the Rev. to look like.
His hair looks like he was just forced out of a 5-day-dead Rhinoceros’s asshole feet first.
I love his hair. funny