Tuesday, February 4, 2014
The Too-Tight-Shirt Gender Bias
Look, I’m as progressive a feminist progressive feminist as the next progressive feminist. I reject the whole pink/blue thing and think it’s no problem if little boys want to play with dolls or little girls like trucks. Hells, I loved my Star Wars “action figures” as a kid, and who are we kidding. They’se dolls.
I also liked to wear dresses for a while in my early teens. And then again during a crazy period in my early 30s.
So don’t judge, I says. Let people be people.
But sometimes ya just gotta state some gender essentialism in life.
Too tight shirts on hotties = happy Jesus Buddha fondle
Too tight shirts on Brosephwanks = llama shtetl piddle
Don’t blame me. Blame the boobies.
I understand Broseph’s temptation to show off the fact that he works out by wearing a tight shirt. This guy works out, but his upper arm is smaller than his head.
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Form-fitting fondle-worthy clothing on young hotties is quite noteworthy. A f*k’n miracle, ya axe me.
Freckle free Courtney Cox is delicious.
She is all sorts of homegrown fondle-worthy sweetness. And I’m leaning towards giving him a notta pass. No bling, no tatts, no hat tilt. Why you’d wear a insulated vest with a t-shirt, no idea.
“Hey, Biff, get a load of this guy’s life preserver. Dork thinks he’s gonna drown.”
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I would gladly drown in Vanessa’s cleavite perfection any day…
Younger Tiffani Thiessen?
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or brunette Courtney Thorne Smith?
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wasted youth on 80’s TV
During my early forties I would draw pictures of male genitalia on the walls of my bedroom using fresh excrement as a medium.
I think she has a perty chin for my balls to rest on.