Friday, February 14, 2014
Valentine's Day Haiku
As they couch-flounce here,
Jenna Jameson looks on
Disapprovingly.
Or…
On Valentine’s Day,
Cupid, draw back your bow, and
Pin them to this couch.
Randy deals cocaine
A lot, lot lot of cocaine
And his clients suck
— saulgoode42
Douche doppelgänger
Same end as Phil S. Hoffman
Too soon to make joke?
— THEONETRUEDOUCHE
They don’t do drummers
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey holes.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Asian girls bookend
Big legged blonde in middle
Want her bro to scram
— Vin Douchal
This pic makes me wish
Cupid shot a flamethrower
Instead of arrows
— hermit
Gregg Allman bloated
From liver transplant and booze
Still can pull the Hotts
— DoucheyWallnuts
Randy deals cocaine
A lot, lot lot of cocaine
And his clients suck
Thor and his watch
The new girl from accounting
Big Hammer, Asian Pie
Life is excellent
for Greg the Hammer Valentine
Babes think he is Hulk
Bob with H’s three
Hoping it is Hot, Hot, Hot
Finds Ho, Ho, Herpes
It’s Greg the Ham Valentine
Douche doppelgänger
Same end as Phil S. Hoffman
Too soon to make joke?
Gregg Allman bloated
From liver transplant and booze
Still can pull the Hotts
3+5=?
Bob, Gayping, Suzy say two
Blondie is confused
The Tranny Sisters
Want to hook up with Blondie
No, not the fat guy
Why did the good Lord
Make all the chinks to trannies.
I like yellow meat.
The Cankle Club. Where
All the ladies where Tommy
Copper underpants.
Which one of these things
Is not like the other, Son?
You figure it out
69 year old
Rev Chad just called to confirm
Future thrombosis.
They don’t do drummers
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey holes.
The Crue final tour
Vince Neil training for his role
Banging woo hotties half his age
Bob loses smug grin
Trannies double team Blondie
Bob gets to wipe up.
The Club Med Girlies
Get photobombed by the doc
Delivering meds
Backward peace signs throw
Me into a terrible rage.
It may be the cold.
I threw a desk set
Out two months ago. Still can’t
See the fucking thing.
.
Fucking snow.
Chinese chicks look
Best at twenty, bent over,
And with cummy face.
I find the term “Chink”
To be offensive. I like
Slope or Zipper Head
Love the Asian pubes
Black as night and pinch a bit
Gash like Gummy Bear
If you haven’t banged
An Asian, you have missed out
Add to Fuckit List
Regs got up early
this morning to shovel snow
and run A-game mock
Hott on right with hand
on blond’s knee gives me a huge
throbbing renob, son !
My kids have started
Listening to Avicii
DB1 you’re doomed!
The only way I’m
Getting to work today
Is a Skidoobie.
Chris Jericho’s corpse
gets more action than he did
alive. Bleeth trannies rule!
Despite the mocking
I’d bang all 3 of these Bleeths
And maybe the guy
I like the chinky
Dark thin labia and large
Brown erect nipplage.
Valentine’s Day is
Special. I get to eat pizza
And fuck old Jew ass.
@ Rev 8:40
.
Wake me up when it’s
all over. When I’m wiser
and post is over.
Jenna Jamieson
Would be a great date. She drunk
Hot and does the anal.
Wheezer, where have we
seen the hott on right, in white?
Rice like white on…wait,
Except I may think
Of Tito Ortiz’ smelly
Balls been there before.
Ability for
Haiku <- impaired == by having
(spent [morning, coding]).
Damn you C. Douchewin
For having the devil lyric
Burned into brain box.
When Thor said no hands
He meant it literally
Now pass the soy sauce
I’m a start drinking
When I get home from work and
Play with the renoBs
When Thor said no hands
Blond Hottie gets all weepy
No interefence
For Valentine’s Day
I will bang The Mrs’s tits
And have hard anal
He throws up I.Q.
They throw hermaphrodite sign.
He doesn’t notice.
Viet Ho’s the best
Polish your pool stick gleaming
Thor not too beau coup
For Valentine’s Day
I will watch Asian Piss Porn
Whilst drinking Makers
An Asian Vulva
Is one of life’s great pleasures
“It” knows special tricks…
Asians have a special
Docking feature that allows
Labial cock vacuum.
For Valentine’s Day
I started drinking long ago
Snow day with kids blows.
This place is a wreck
Like Pennsylvania drivers
LOL! @ Philly cars
Asian girls bookend
Big legged blonde in middle
Want her bro to scram
Hottie’s weak moment
Let limo driver strike pose
Waits/spank in the car
Me love you long time G.I.
Two dollar for both of us
chubby leg blonde free
Scruffy Tom Sizemore
Tries to make a new sex tape
Told him twice, “F’ off!”
In Russia, armless
blond hooker only costs you
two weeks of your pay
Blond Hott draws long straw
A bendy one would be better
Hey, where my arms at?
How many arms are
missing in this photograph?
answer with fingers.
I feel generous
I’ll let you guys have the blondes
I’ll take the brunettes
Aerosol hair spray
And hippy body odor
Love is in the air
In Russia, bleach blond
douchebag with a six pound watch
and three hotts mocks you
This pic makes me wish
Cupid shot a flamethrower
Instead of arrows
It’s Valentine’s Day!
Will you and you and you be
Mine? For some big lines?