Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

11:54 am February, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have just recently come to embrace the joy that an enormous Piss Boner (Ssip renoB) can provide. Am I right when I say that, Rev?
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Even these three cannot taint my engorged bliss. Engorged Bliss, I says.

12:07 pm February, 6 Morbo said...

This is obviously the first time Justin Sleazer, left, has ever touched a boob. He’s excited, but also jizzed in his pants.
Dipshit on the right is excited (note the perky nipples) but also uninterested. Not because this casual sexual contact might or might not have given him an STD, but because he’s pondering whether he’s gay. The answer is yes on both counts.
Cynthia, meanwhile, is caught in an awkward moment of trying to decide whether to yell for the cops or just roll with it.

12:09 pm February, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Repost from several months back. But I’m still sickened.
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Scoliosis-boy and Mitch McNipples look bored. They’d rather be fondling each other.

12:31 pm February, 6 Dickie Fingers said...

Thats the annual Cutco Sales Leadership trip to the skate park.

12:52 pm February, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Neymar and Christian Tello wanted to see what the fuss was all about with that 16 year-old whore Frank Ribery and Karim Benzema were banging. They’re not amused.
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That one’s for you Et Tu wherever the fucck you are.
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see ya later dicks!

1:07 pm February, 6 bruinflak said...

Actually Doc, I am pretty sure dude on the right is Andres Iniesta.

1:33 pm February, 6 Vin Douchal said...

This is the Christmas card for some fucked up southern hemisphere third world country, taken by mom

1:51 pm February, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Unhand her boobs you boobs, or I shall taunt you again!

1:58 pm February, 6 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Yep. She’s gone wild, alright.
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Wild kingdom, that is.

2:12 pm February, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

she has strains of venereal diseases that haven’t even been categorized by scientists yet.

2:18 pm February, 6 Dr Magnifico said...

Wow that Julia Louis-Dreyfus sure does attract the douche dregs.

3:15 pm February, 6 FredN. said...

I would bang that broad til my dick broke off.
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And in what feckin country was this picture taken?

5:09 pm February, 6 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

^Douchebagistan

5:51 pm February, 6 Guid is Good said...

The Cannes Film Fesival has been going downhill for years.

5:03 am February, 7 Ted Brogan said...

Cannot unsee is right! I’ve seen this hemisphere-cupping androgyny before: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/08/09/frankie-and-petey-the-boob-brothers/

6:26 pm February, 9 Douchesdownunder said...

This looks like a scene from City of God or some third world shit-hole.