Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

8:05 am February, 6 Dr Magnifico said...

WHACK-A-FACE? More like MAKE-A-WISH-KID.
She looks quite dirty.

8:17 am February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Spaulding Largeman ain’t got no time for that.

8:38 am February, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Whack -whack- whack- a- face
Smack that shit all up in da place
This guy thinks ” I got’s third base”
She’s thinking “I got’s to escape”

10:28 am February, 6 Tits McGee said...

I agree with Doc… chick is making the face you would see after you drunkenly stick it in the wrong hole and it turns out that’s what she wanted the whole time.

11:07 am February, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The party was going just fine at the Eta Gnu Pi house until Mongor’s retarded little brother started trying to dry hump everything that moved. Thankfully there were a number of first year veterinary students there to help with an on-the-spot neutering that saved the day.
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see ya later dicks!

12:02 pm February, 6 Vinegar and Water said...

I’ve gotta nominate College Pete for a ‘Nottadouche. You can’t blame him for trying. Captain Stripeshirt in the background is another story. Pi Phi Tiffani is a boob job and 3 years away from HoH contention. She’ll return in due time with a lot less clothes. In the meantime, Go Pete.

4:21 pm February, 6 Jeff said...

It looks like the captain is getting out on the town now that he and Tennille are getting a divorce

11:18 am February, 7 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Ahoy polloi, where’d you come from? A scotch ad?

2:09 pm February, 7 Wheezer said...

“Captain Fratlips” is actually a good name for this asshat. he earned that name by his affinity Tenille down before his bros.

2:11 pm February, 7 Wheezer said...

He*