Monday, February 3, 2014
Willie Broman Buys Vanessa a Corona Light
Willie Broman needs your help getting the lime out of his Corona.
Should he:
A) Borrow a hair clip from Vanessa, bend it, and use it to fish the lime out (turn to page 34)
B) Put down the Corona and order another drink, then resume hitting on Vanessa (turn to page 41)
OR
C) Slam the beer on the bar, scream “Viva La Differance!” in Gaelic, then two-step towards the Exit while humming the theme to Rawhide (turn to page 59)
Answer now!
DB1 – This fat fuck is prolly a member of the Zetas. You’ll be stabbed and set on fire by the end of the week. Mensa.
d) What is “Death of a Whalesman?” Son?
E) Stop hitting on Vanessa and hit the salad bar.
John Popper landed Paula Abdul? Good for that guy.
D. Order a low-carb beer. Son.
It proves girls like girth, not length.
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I guess?
Dye Broman’s hair blonde and claim Philip Seymour Hoffman ain’t dead…
Perhaps there’s someway to trade getting Philip Seymour Hoffman, Heath Ledger and James Gandolfini back by swapping out Beiber and the entire Kardashian clan…?
Fuck Heath Ledger! Gandolfini (respect). Son. Stoooooooooned
d) Have Vanessa suck the hell outta that glass cock er,bottle….
I’ll take “Guys in over their heads” for $200, Alex.
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I give Willie a ‘notta just for getting this far with Vanessa. Sweet Vanessa.
The only way this makes sense is that Willie has a foot long (not subway) tucked in his trousers and a six figure bank account balance
D. Stop eating 20 lb Polish hams for lunch and hit the gym.
Carlos Santana really needs to lay off the carbs.
He probably told her that he’s got a gator show on A&E.