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HCwDB and New Frontiers

While it’s true, the HCwDB Experience as we knew it has come to its preordained conclusion (respek), new frontiers await.

I have just finished moving the site to a new (cheaper) server, so you might need to delete cookies to log in or something. But all should be copacetic again around here.

However! Hark! Alack!

For all those who enjoy the hottie/douchey Socratic debates, your nethers shall tingle again. Like some bad retro-metal band called Tingle Nethers. New underling fondlers shall arise that resemble old, leathery choadscrunchies.

Or perhaps as glorious as Simian McBarnicle and Nadia’s (pictured here) working class Russian dating life.

Because, in Soviet Union, rednecks might be you!

Wait. I think I mixed up that punchline. Because I get my one-joke comedian catchphrases mixed up all the time.

But enough of my babble.

If you’ve enjoyed my mock and rage in all its many forms, your humb narrs is putting together a podcast for your listening enjoyment. I should have it up and running in a month or so, and will announce all in due time.

In the meantime, you may continue to peruse the archives. Or join the time traveling ways of DarkSock, who continues to bring the mock like a postmodern Marty McFly back in 2005.

Either way, HCwDB will continue onward and upward. Or upward. And Squidward. And always, always with glorious alpaca fondle.