Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

As the Nimrod Turns

Fear not, fellow ‘bag hunter.

HCwDB may no longer be updating on the reg.

But no matter how complex world events become, no matter how many facets of our eternal journey to know thyself and thy world splinter into diachronic contradictions, there will always be Martin The Nim making Stupidface ™ with Sophia during Spring Break in Vegas.

Let this toxic cohabit of crazy choadward eyes and sweet suckle thigh remind you that no matter how dark life becomes, the hottie/douchey dialectics will always be there for us to mock.

Carry on my wayward sons and daughters…

Greased of Eden

Ah yes, Vegasian Clublandia.

Where Germanic greasevomits with Mark of the ‘Sack uponst their slimy-ass eighthead get ab fondle from tasty perkle potts named Kelly Von Slenderfondle.

Still not okay.

Your humbler narrs may not be updating HCwDB on the reg anymore.

But the taint/hott cohabit still rankles the cockles of the cackles of my nethers like an alpaca on a treadmill.

Keep the mock going, fellow ‘bag hunters. For ours is, as always, the noblest of cause.