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Friday, March 27, 2015
Dr. Chinfungenstein Pays A House Call
Long time ‘bag hunters, hark! Pay heed.
Dr. Chinfungenstein has achieved an impressive ratio of maximum doucheface with minimal effort.
This outstanding achievement in scrote-face while lakebagging with Kelly can be appreciated as the following equation:
df*.9/e*.1=s(cr)o-te/4
Off the charts doucheosity, folks. Enough to make me break my hiatus to mock with pensive aplomb.
For rare is the punchable wankiposity so repositorially rank with so slight a visible effort. Dr. Chinfungenstein is preturnatural. Perhaps the Orson Welles of douche face.
Sunday, March 8, 2015Your Sunday Douchekiss
As Party Girl Ryan kisses His ‘roided beef-cheek with the tenderest of shallow affections, Beefer Sutherland is currently having the following thought:
A) “Unhhgghhhh.”
B) “Mmmm… grahhhhhwwwoooo.”
C) “Fwee…. fwee… fwee… fwee…”
D) “Eternal inflation, string theory and even Hugh Everett’s ‘many worlds’ interpretation of quantum mechanics all suggest a vast number of universes, and conditions have to be bolted onto each of the theories to get the number of universes down to one. Therefore Jager is the shit.”
Answer now!
