Choadal/Hott Summer Fest 2015
Lest you thought the hottie/douchey cohabit wasn’t still discombobulating like a hidden pustule underneath the skin of cultural coherency, let this little pile of trixie upchuck harden your arteries like Peter Scolari’s scoliosis.
Yes, your humble narrator still gets the occasional submission from the long time ‘bag hunter.
And while I realize this site has stopped it’s daily mock and exists as a tribute and a relic to an increasingly forgotten Wild Wild West internet that historians will someday struggle to account for and articulate, I still like to pop in and say hi. If you’re still coming back after all these years, I salute you fellow hunters and huntresses. You are not forgotten.
The mock will continue in new form, mayhap.
But I will still point out the choadal taint here and there. As per my prerogative.
I didn’t realize Dane Cook and Demi Moore were a couple. Power Douche/Bleeth couple.
If I ever have a daughter and she shows up with a guy like that I will end up in prison. That is all.
I think, therefore I…uh… er… what was I thinking?
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Squirrel!
I wonder what my bros are doing.
looks like a young Jim McMahon. and not to be an ungrateful prick but were the hell is Sock with a new Fraiku ?
When I bang her I think about Brett Michael’s guitar pick
When I bang her I think about mom’s fried bologna sandwiches
When I bang her I think about Stackhouse doing hack squats
When I bang her I think about shopping at MyHabit.com™
When I bang her I think about having a Big Beef™ and a Fribble™
When I bang her I think about if I remembered to shave my chest
When I bang her I think about her dad’s American Express Black Card
When I bang her I think about why there’s no Houston Oilers football team
When I bang her I think about Shanna Mendiola’s weather report
When I bang her I think about cheddar cheese popcorn
When I bang her, I think about hard, muscled, sweaty man-meat.
A young Tom Brady ponders on why his wiener deflates every time he thinks of the number 4.
You’ll notice he’s touching HIS face, more than her shoulder.
Bruce Jenner’s cat
When I bang her I fucck like a dolphin
‘Sock had to take a walk-about to fetch the little ‘socks from the Former Mrs. Sock in Cali but I’m back… and Charlie D won the Belated Fraiku and got a couple of pointers as his easter egg reward:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=82192&action=edit
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Pointers, I says
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So here’s yer new Fraiku; boot up, suit up and get screwt up, Sons:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=82203&action=edit
my Facebook “you have memories today” took me back to a 2008 post I made about the wonderful site. Glad to see the Bag Hunt continues into it’s old age (in internet years).
Release the hounds!
Am I the only one that can’t get to the fraiku? WTF
I can’t access fraiku either…
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/
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Mock on.