Thursday, December 31, 2015
Gym Wildlife
Can’t help but feel the HCwDB community’s years of mock somehow influenced the production of this video. Regardless, I was mildly entertained, even if the joke got old by the third minute. Because I’m impatient like that.
Happy New Year!
In my days as a gym rat, good looking chicks in the free weight area were about as common as flying battleships manned by gremlins.
I liked the narration
Pretty much sums it up.
HNY2HCwDB!
What is a gym?
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This is the tipping point Sons. Fight back or bow to the Sharia. The Mrs. predicted all major events since the financial collapse and this is the year of the Rapture. Burp.
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Stooooned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLPxEBkbq68
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The FBI is watching my Muslims.
I am, in no way, proposing all of HCwDB is summated by this GIF:
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http://www.bustle.com/articles/73447-9-reasons-why-flat-butts-are-just-as-wonderful-and-lovable-as-juicy-doubles/image/340868
I agree with the world famous Douchewin – non-bulbous female buttocks can be plenty attractive.
I actually find the J-Lo type of bubble booty to be revolting. When I see such a display, I inevitably throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Sir Charles is correct. A normal young buttocks was always fine with me. Now the young chicks are squatting and getting flat tire shit blown into the cheeks. It’s just not natural. And on his behalf. as his interwheb executor if you will, Dr. Bunsen would concur with a strict observation if he survived his heart operation.
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Experiential evidence has proven that the depth of my penis, ceteris parebus, is shorter with the whores than it was in 2010. Using Mrs. Kroeger as a control, the default measurement of my penis is still about 13 inches with the often noted Jesus-size girth. Measurements of girth aside, my penis is apparently 4 inches shorter with whores at the median of the sample set in 2015. The only result which is inferred is the increase in gluteal musculature.
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Skinny Bottomed Girls.
^ Thank you, gentlemen.
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I am, in no way, proposing this beater of a car packed with alpacas – as a current metaphor for this website:
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http://pre04.deviantart.net/7556/th/pre/f/2007/097/d/2/llama_car_by_flamingllama.jpg
llama car is just about the most beautiful pic I’ve ever seen. It’s certainly the most recent!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/93c028f3444443aa6eb1385dcf34868e/tumblr_nyftshVZxI1u65kkjo1_1280.jpg
Shout out to my Patriot (respect) O.G. home boys in OR!
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I’m ready Hermit. Heavy on small arms, swords, blades, shotguns, throwing shovels, multi-tools, base currency, and weed (also a base currency) and poon; I prepare to revolute.
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“Jim Wildlife” was my porn name in the Betamax era
The slider control on the Youtubes allowed me to go only to the big tittie parts. Thanks Youtubes!
Pretty quite around here. Is everybody at Doc. Bunsen’s funeral?
I await Dr. Bunsen’s resurrrection. He should be brought back if Mr. Trump continues to rule.