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Thursday, March 16, 2017
Charles Von Cankersore Gives Ninotchka the Doucheface
You might presume that a faux tanned Ed Hardy disciple inappropriately cuddle-macking Svetlana is uberdouche precisely because of douche face.
Even devoid of doucheface, Charles Von Cankersore retains a high degree of smelly poo.
Thus proving my theorem that even in the age of Trumpocalypse, douche aura permeates beyond the performative signifiers.
Now that that’s settled, who wants an Orange Whip?
