Douchey/Happy Holidays from HCwDB!!
May you and yours cuddle by the fire and enjoy a hearty cup of Egg Noggin, or whatever it is the Christians are drinking these days. Judging by the news, I’m guessing it’s Kool-aid.
But I am not here to rant about the current angry, white Christo-douchepocalpyse that has taken hold in our country. Or even the Orange Douchepocalpyse of yesteryear. No, not even the unholy Star Wars alien teat milk that is Crissmas Angel.
For this site would be a mere flicker in the darkness of the storm that soon must rage to restore a more balanced and equinimical world not only betwixt ‘bag and hott but human and fellow human. Or Human and Dharma ‘Bag.
I am here to wish you a Happy Holidays, a Happy Hannukah, a Merry Christmas, and a Scientology Xenu Day.
Do not dispair, fellow hotts, ‘bag hunters, and those that traverse the socially constructed gender binaries therein. A better world is not that far off. Hold out hope. The Ghosts of Douchemas Past may haunt us yet, but tomorrow is another day. And the mock never truly dies.
An update?
Tis a Christmas miracle!
Merry Christmas ya chodes!
Happy New Year Chief, and all youse ‘Bag-Hunters.
Anybody up for Haiku?
The wind cries Donald.
Fags dismay his royal name
Go back to shitholes.
White power play.
Freud and Marx shudder in pants.
The Day of the Rope.
Fake white supremist,
Trump bows to Jews and homeland.
Make Iran Great Again.
Make mideast to glass.
Hitler’s spirit howls “I was right”
Hugo Boss stock rises.
Melania burps gas
Since the Donald was put in
In her Monkey Hole.
Rev Chad protects the
DB1 in the ethnostate
Cause of the lols
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