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‘Tis the Season for the Greazin’!

Happy Holidays to all my longtime HCwDB fans/readers/’bag mockers who occasionally pop back in to this long retired website to say hi.

Your humble narrator is safely ensconced in middle aged ennui. Little running around time these days. Our world has taken a dark, douchey turn, that’s for sure. A lot less humorous. A lot less fun.

But we’ll always have the late aughts and the mocking of rancid Ed Hardy grease and faux hawks to keep us warm by the aging fire of our declining years.

So sayeth our 2008 Douchie Award Winners, The Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott, pictured here in prime scrotal/hott contradiction.

Never forget the stupid years. They don’t seem so bad when the frivolous turns into something else.