Saturday, June 8, 2019
H.R. Giger Pufnstuf Hawks Jenni-Lynn
Retch-worthy ab overdevelopment fungal growth presented in arrogant post-chodal crotch pose strikes the harpsichord of wankosity like a feral Jerry Lewis on paint thinner.
And yes, that sentence makes perfect sense.
Read backwards in the mirror, Jenni-Lynn’s tatts are Swahili for komboucha.
Poor Jenni-Lynn. Boy, this picture takes me back – or are we still there? Looking forward to the HCwBD revival at the 2023 Guggenheim Exhibit.
^HCwDB – The Dude did not abide by the proper order of acronymic letters!
Dammit! You should warn us when prominent bulge is going to be present!
ETD? here, man it’s been years and this site is still going (respect)
I too am looking forward to the 2023 Guggenheim
The Right Honorable Rev Chad is STILL my hero!!
So is John Largeman
Someone should sharpen a battle axe on this turds gut…& by sharpen, I mean free his intestines!
Sweet Bejebus this thing is still going like my old Escalade back in the Grove. The old Caddy isn’t even on blocks anymore. Those fuckers rusted out from THC and chicken shit ammonia. Stoned chickens loves them the old beast as it is now their coop. Weed growing everywhere that the deer don’t walk.
The second liver transplant isn’t holding up too well but I’m getting the kids through trade school so they aren’t fucking pussy communists and my insurance is paid up. Fucking drunk as fuck and banging my old Jew like the whore she is. She still loves my Catholic Jesus-sized cocck.
Does anybody ever think of Dark Sock? I heard his ghost is designing the flying buttress repair for the rebuild of Notre Dame cause Frank Gehry wanted to make is out of space age carbon fibre or some fucking post-modernist shit. Muslims burned that fucker down!
Fucking Trump won’t build the wall, fucking pussy. Maybe he’ll build some friendly camps to keep the vermin locked up. I think he should have Dark Sock design a catapult to ship those pieces of shit back from whence they came. He sure is making Israel great again, though. Trump Heights FFS! What a grifter.
Keep America Great is a lame slogan, but he will win again and make all the shitlibs cry again as your jobs are still shipped overseas, the internationalists get richer, and we are unpersoned from the soil my ancestors bled into building this sham of a western world. See you in the coming financial collapse old frenz.
And we are kicking Antifa but up here.
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It appears he only works on the muscles about his waistline (not the same location as his waistband) because that looks like belly fat below it.
He also looks scrawny below the knees but not above. Maybe he’s working through the chapters in “Bodybuilding for Dummies” in random order.
When douching it up don’t let a little rain stop you
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Men-Transparent-Raincoat-Waterproof-Jackets-Coat-Cosplay-Tops-for-Sports-Running/153532771808?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160727114228%26meid%3Dcf5964c8f2b144cea81edc83ce4b95fb%26pid%3D100290%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D153542246156%26itm%3D153532771808&_trksid=p2060778.c100290.m3507
For a second I thought this was a case of hot chick with vampire douchebag! I couldn’t see his flexed gluteus maximuses reflected in the mirror…
Then I thought, perhaps it is a magic mirror, with Jenni-Lonesome flying solo merely reflecting the vacuous nature of the douche. However, Jenni-Lynn‘s kombucha tatts wouldn’t spell ancient grains backwards if that was the case.
If only, daylight and a stake to the heart could solve all our problems that easily. Or is it garlic? Or even silver?
All I know is that I’m still quinoa to get freekeh with Jenni-Lynn!
Been a long time since I swung by these parts and by “swung by” I mean had to bleach my eyeballs. But, what better occasion than to tell you I just lost all respect for the NHL.
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See why…
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https://www.instagram.com/tv/B1Gy1z3nZVn/?igshid=abcxsv9ohas0
MAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Suck it, libcunts!
Even the Douchebags pictured on this site have more intellect and class than progressives!
HA!
mighty orange schlong
pummeling libtard anus
deep and hard, libbies
This place is still up?!?!???
Oh, wait – no new pics, it seems, in quite a while….
This site would trigger the FUCK out of anyone under 35 today….
Decided to watch TimeCop last night.
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Mia Sara. Nude.
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That is all.
Hey Richard Grieco was hauled in.
https://pagesix.com/2019/12/14/21-jump-street-star-richard-grieco-sobs-he-did-nothing-wrong-before-drunken-arrest/
I know that guy! His name is Calvin.