Wednesday, April 29, 2020
The Coronabag
If Covid took douche-human form, it would be this guy. And we would all become the hot chicks.
Ponder that metadouchical conundrum in this our time of Netflixian, Postmatesian, Grubhubian exile.
They’ll be fine. All the STDs in that pic would gang up and beat COVID-19 to death.
I’d like to stick Tube Top Tina’s whistle in her pee pee hole, then pump her squeeze box to the theme song from the Andy Griffith show ’til she lay, spent and exhausted on the stage floor like Aunt Bea after her third stroke…
That guy has a bright future.
Is that Justin Bieber?
Wow!!!!! mock in the time of the virus. Well done @DB1!!! also It’s great to see @Hermit again
Nobody is dying except sickos, fat blacks, spics, and a whack of rabbis.
Brunette in the middle – that silver bikini bra needs to POP!
Then she needs to turn to the blondie on her right and do dirty, naughty things with her.
$100 sez coronadouche votes for the Donkey party….
Looks like we made it!
Blah blah yadda yadda okay I’m done. Fuck you all.
*link to gross image*
Yup, that’s a mutation
That’s what DJTJ will look like if Kimberly “The Best Is Yet To Come” Guilfoyle gets her way.
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