ass pear!
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Saturday, May 21, 2011
Saturday Ass Pear: Beach Comber Pear
Aw, jeez. Looks like another whale-tail has washed ashore.
For once, I’m saddened that it is not covered in oil.
Friday, May 20, 2011Midnight Snack: Double Pear
This just in: site regular Mr. Reeve shares this image of yet another case of rude-ass females photo-bombing another perfectly good mural photograph…Dammit, girls; MOVE!
Mr. Reeve sends the following missive along with his care pear package:
“Oh Double Pear. You make all the douche exposure all of us ‘bag hunters have to endure on HCwDB that much sweeter.
Oh Double Pear. You have no idea how HARD it gets trying to find pictures of douchebags with hotties for the Boss to use on HCwDB.
Oh Double Pear. You, are our reward. You, are our saving grace. YOU, ARE…..OUR…..ASS…..PEAR. And for that, we worship thee.
In Jebus name….AMEN.”
Mr. Reeve, do you get the feeling that no one’s paying attention to the words we’re sticking next to these pear photos?
Mr. Reeve?
Hello?
Thursday, May 19, 2011Late Night with HCwDB: “Dammit Woman; move! I can’t see the Mural” Ass Pear Edition
You know you’d like to put your Garfunkel in her Art.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011After Hours Pear: Couch Pear “You Guys Are Getting Spoiled” Edition
I mean, seriously. Just sitting there, staring at your daily pear. Becoming Couch Potatoes. You guys are getting seriously spoiled.
Spanking Time!
Because like they say, “Spare the rod….” Ehhh, nevermind.
Enjoy!