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Thursday, June 27, 2013
Brothabag Alonzo Discovers The Holy Cantalopes
There’s only one way to celebrate the discovery of The Holy Cantalopes.
By donning a white walker headdress and cooing “Yeu no knothing Jon Snow” into the mirror until long after you cancelled HBO because the other shows all suck until Curb comes back.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013Where's Average Joe?: Who Cares Where Average Joe Is Edition
Six.
Thursday, May 30, 2013Timmy Fingers Finds the Golden Chalice
On the next “Game of Barstools”…
Timmy Fingers’s wife’s sister is the princess who found the dwarf climbing the snow mountain who once was healed by a dragon that formerly belonged to a boatworker who dreamed of the talking tree that contained the sparrow that brought the potion from the eunuch who was formerly married the princess who killed Colonel Mustard with the candlesticks in the drawing room.
Tuesday, May 21, 2013NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY BRANGELINA'S ADOPTIONS…
…Trish and Cody decided to adopt their own adorable little Malaysian addition to the family. His name is Arnie and he’s a cabbie from The Bronx who likes baseball, Bioshock Infinite and boobies.
Arnie is happy now.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013Herpster Frankie Designs Apps That Are Totally Gonna Make Him Millions
Most of Herspter Frankie’s apps won’t fly in a competitive marketplace.
But “Booblocater” has an outside chance of being acquired by Facebook.
Thursday, April 11, 2013Pinky Tuscadero Jumps the Shart
I’ll take “Alcoholic Dysfunctional Hot Chicks Named Ashley and Kelly Who Hang Out With a Toolshed Named Manny” for $800, Alex.
And yes, those curves make me want to sing harmonic resonance from the top of a subaltern hillside wearing only a burka and several prominent crystal scrotal beads that were bedazzled to said scrotum by an Indian merchant named Kapur.
Monday, April 8, 2013"Rodriguez Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Boobs"
These porn parodies aren’t even trying anymore.
Monday, March 11, 2013Boobs
See title.
More to the point, don’t see title.
Don’t see nuthin’.
Not even the borderline nottabag
Simply see globby globs with dancing cherubic lute babies circling them like tweety birds of harmonic glee.
Monday, February 25, 2013There is a Six Pound Wristwatch of Douche In This Picture
You are forgiven if you cannot locate it.
EDIT: And on a totally unrelated Oscars note, Ang Lee eats at In-n-Out Burger with his Academy Award. Those are good burgers, Dude.
Monday, January 21, 2013Triplets
Three of these things are similar. Can you match them?
Put forth your hypotheses in the comments section. 2 points to Gryffindor to the best answer.
