Boobies
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Thursday, October 18, 2012
Designer Dog Tags Danny is Unimpressed by Sideboob
Designer Dog Tags Danny may be asleep.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012Seven Boobs Walk Into a Bar…
The bartender says, “Which one of you seven boobs is a douchebag wearing a douchey-ass shirt with douchey-ass bullets on it?”
And the seventh boob says, “I am.”
Wait, you heard this one before?
John Largepud has.
Tuesday, October 2, 2012Scruffy Ralph Discovers Sheertina
Scruffy Ralph’s a stage-1 ‘bagger. A borderline tag, but the chin pubes are perhaps enough.
Sheertina offers glimpses of the canyoncs of teenage hyperbolic fantasy sugar premium aesthetic.
Her mellonic inspirations are laudatory.
Hells, lets get some perfect pear alls up in this place to go with perfect bazingos.
Thursday, September 20, 2012Yankee McSpankee wants Andrea to Yankee his McWankee
That’s nothing, wait’ll he shows her his A-Rod.
Aaaaand, Yankee jokes for the loss.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012Wall Street Kenneth Discovers the Fruits of his Labor
It’s a wonderful journey from swapping derivatives to a night out with Office Stacy, and Kenneth plans to make the best of his Grapefruit Sour.
Kenneth may be a traditional nottadouche, but sensing something about smug Wall Street entitlement, and the boob stare, I’mma go with a stage-1 ‘tag.
Speaking of boob stare, HCwDB’s legendary attention whore and confused hottie Champagne Katie has turned insecurity and daddy issues into a terrible decision, apparently ruining perfection by getting an out-of-focus boob job. A Jacobean tragedy for our times.
Thursday, August 30, 2012Six Boobs Sitting on Bench
One boob turns to the other and says, “I’m cold. Does it feel a bit nipple out here?”
Uhm.
Yeah.
I blame my parents.
Friday, August 24, 2012BroKevin Sees Boobs, Scratches Himself, Says "Groooo"
Eventually, BroKevin formed his first coherent word in weeks. That word was “Groooobs…”
Thursday, July 12, 2012Goldiana Boobs and the Temple of Choad
Wait’ll see what she calls “Short Round.”
I’ll take “Early 80s References By The Guy Who Can’t Accept That He Lives in A Katy Perry and Justin Bieber World” for $1600, Alex.
Thursday, June 21, 2012Giuseppe's Thousand Yard Stare
If I’m feeling generous, I’mma go with a notta and a goinpeace for Giuseppe, even if the double-button thing is vaguely ‘baggy.
But I’m posting this pic for Shana and Lilly’s matching cloth tops. They may not be up in the single malt level of hottchickery, but, as Henry George once wrote in Progress and Poverty, “Boobs.”
And Shana’s tickle pooch is slobber gnaw.
Yeah, I said “tickle pooch is slobber gnaw.” What are you gonna do about it, Mrs. O’leary? Circle it in red pen? Give me a “D”?? I haven’t been in your class in years! Bwahahahaha!
Tuesday, May 8, 2012Joey Brolin Bemoans His Lack of Career with Boobies
Joey Brolin, less famous brother of Josh Brolin, and son of James Brolin, has found one way to bury the depression.
Surgical body parts soothe the pain of existential angst at a premium drink fee rate.
