Boobies

    Monday, April 30, 2012

    Homegrown Hannah Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

    And by approves, Homegrown Hannah means moving on to Tool Johnson: Legend of Asswipus Britannica.

    Yor does not approve.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, April 26, 2012

    Moobs n' Boobs

    No, you see Tommy, the way it works is we *want* to see Alyssa’s Cleavite. For she offers twin snack cakes of delightful mastication and future baby feeding agility.

    Your cleavite just smells like Old Spice and semi-employment at the Snappy Snack Shack. One in every state.

    To celebrate Alyssa’s round mound quality, my goal today is to eat twelve Twinkies.

    Why?

    Because if Twinkies are going out of business, I’mma go out of business with them.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, April 25, 2012

    "Ayyyyy" Guy Pays More Attention to the Camera Than the Garbunza Boings

    And by Garbunza Boings, I mean soft poochy pooch dreamland bouncy luftwaffles that caress the night sky with the faintest of perfume and jiggle jello promise of a better tomorrow and a more hopeful future of butt pinch slapper slapp cute puppy humpty hump. Boobs.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, April 24, 2012

    Bishop to E7

    Bishop takes dignity.

    Boobmate.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, March 15, 2012

    Pop Quiz

    Somewhere in this pic of random and inchoate Vegasian happenstance, I’ve carefully hidden a burdensome and garish six pound wrist watch.

    Look closely.

    Can you boobs?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, February 15, 2012

    Boobnote

    I think we can safely guess that it’s not “B flat!!”

    Get it?!?

    Because… B flat!!

    Ahaha… hah… heh… uhm….

    I need a coffee.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, February 5, 2012

    Your Sunday Hopeful Horizon of a Better Tomorrow

    Let the genuflection begin.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, January 31, 2012

    Tiny Dancer Maria Continues to Make Poor Life Choices

    TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as:

    A. Blue Light is to mosquitoes

    B. HoHos are to the DB1

    C. dark matter is to the red shift

    D. All of the above

    E. Boobs

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, January 30, 2012

    Tool Who Points

    Confucious Say:

    Tool who points soon become Tool Who Grabs.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, January 19, 2012

    Amber Gets Caught in the Boob Machine

    Boobs.

    And Amber has a nice rack, too.

    Ha, ahaha! See what I did there?

    Because they’re the boobs I was referring too!

    A-haha…

    Okay, whatevs.

    I’mma get a coffee.

    I’ll take Jim Jay Bullock in the center for the block, Alex.

    # posted by douchebag1
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