Boobies
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Monday, January 16, 2012
Awkward Guy Wearing T-Shirt With Hot Chick On It Standing Next to Hot Chick
But at least Mario doesn’t look like he’s never seen a woman before and hasn’t spent the past six years humping tree stumps. And by doesn’t, I mean does.
Oh, and for the visually impaired, this post is also Boobs. Or not not boobs, as the double negative may be.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012Oliver Largeman Points Out the Obvious
And the obvious is tatines.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011One Word Tuesday
Fratpud Juan Can’t Believe His Luck
It’s like winning the Tiny Dancer bar lottery for Fratpud Juan, a mere stage-1 pudling who is in way over his head (and 10DHT).
For Tiny Dancer Maria offers the compact curvature of hall of hott teeth melting sucklethigh.
All that is right in a chaotic universe of inchoate chocolate.
Thursday, November 10, 2011A Drunk Douchebag Points at Large Breasts
Sometimes I just gotta title these pics as literally as possible.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011Herpster Frank Wears All Black to a Wine Tasting: Discovers Epic Side Boob
Little known fact: Boobies can never be ironic.
Yeah, Frank’s barely a ‘bag, might even be a notta, but hey. Side boob.
Friday, October 28, 2011Perfect Boobage Week Continues…
You know how there’s Shark Week?
Well I’m calling this week “Boobs Week.”
Because the HCwDB marketing team down on the second floor of our West Coast office has informed me we need to strategize about viral branding mission statement virtual projection reconfigured synergies of cross-platform integration.
So I fired all their asses and poured myself a Mr. Pibb.
Boobs.
And for the racists among us, you’re now all free to use the term “Towel Head” with impunity.
Thursday, October 27, 2011D.J. Dudjbagos May Or May Not Be in This Picture
But Boobsy McBoobser most certainly is.
Boobs.
I prod them stoically, and with a small rind of lime.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011Viggo Shows Off Chin Web
While Kim coquettishly shows off globular curves of gravity defying suckle thigh religious micturation.
Together, they invoke waffles.
Thursday, September 29, 2011Three Fake Boobs
“Oh, how are we going to stop this fiendish tit?”
EDIT: Laurie’s Cantaloupes make national news.
