Brothabag
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Brothabag Phil Makes "Shocker," Still Thinks It's 2007
The ladies may giggle at Brothabag Phil’s wacky hijinks, and the boobies may come out to play, but the stupid glasses remain.
Monday, November 5, 2012Brothabag Johnson and Sexy Ashlanna
One of the reasons we feature so few brothabags on the site is because so much of douche culture involves suburban whiteboy appropriation of urban, black signifiers (hat tilts, b-boy chains, etc.)
Happy Brothabag Johnson is a great example. He’s havin’ a good time. Seems relaxed even in close presence with Sexy Ashlanna’s soft, supple heaving cleavite of peripatetic perspiration.
Still. We cannot forgive douchey facial hair, confusingly pointless gold chain, and undies poke. Stage-2 ‘bag status for B.J.
And Sexy Ashlanna for pooch suckle giggle tickle.
Thursday, November 1, 2012Brothabag Keenan Approves of his New Hair Stylist
His stylist is known only by the name of Dreyfuss.
Jersey Kimmy snaps her gum and says, “What?”
Thursday, August 9, 2012Papa Smurf Got Eaten by a Brothabag
Serves him right for trying to peep into Kelly’s cabana.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012Kid n' Poo
Also known as Poo Diddy.
Could his poo-hawk be the next disturbing emerging trend?
Or could Sexy Kara’s female groin shave reveal be the offsetting ray of hope?
Thursday, May 31, 2012Willie Peaman Loves White Chicks and Ed Hardy Hats, But Not Necessarily in That Order
His name is Willie. Willie Peaman.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012Brothabag Charlie Has Pee Hair
Helllooo, what have we here?
Brothabag Charlie doesn’t always choose suburban party chicks, but when he does, he chooses batshizzy nutjobs.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011Brothabag Jesus Is Not in the Military
Brothabag Jesus’s facial pubes do, however, have a tendency to emit dishonorable discharges.
Tall Jenny likes long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and mild forms of leather-based masochism.
Friday, January 7, 2011Brothabag Freddie Moves On
Yesterday, Brothabag Freddie got constipated near the Holiest of Holy Hotts, Bree.
Today, Brothabag Freddie moves on. To two luscious shoulder suckles, Shoulder Suckle Sally and Shoulder Suckle Suzanne. For theirs are shoulders of deepest suckle gnaw.
For that is how Brothabag Freddie rolls.
Well, that, and by moving his right wrist leftwards and rightwards in a quick shaking masturbatory motion, and then tossing the dice forward at about an eleven degree arc.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011Bree Solves All
Maybe I’ve been too cranky today. So to cheer us up, here’s HCwDB Hott legend, Bree (she of Fish Slap Hottie/Douchey cohabit), one of Bree’s slutty hott friends, and Brothabag Freddie. Who needs to eat more bran.
