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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Another Reader Comments on Toronto’s “Kleenex Mafia”
Your humble narrator has arrived safely in New York, and ready to resume the mock. Checking my in-box, Toronto’s raging douche plague Typhoid Marys, The Kleenex Mafia, have provoked Craig to write in:
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DB1,
This type of toilet bowl fungus, and their ilk, have become a blight upon what was once a fine city. I left ten years ago, at the first sign of what may very well have been the harbinger of this current Kleenex Mafia pudwankery.
A sad state of affairs to say the least. And with the Toronto International Film Festival, one of the city’s most carbon neutral events, these hoitytoity types are sure to be out, doing whatever it is they do, and making a general nuisance of themselves.
Send your corespondent down to The Drake during this upcoming orgy of conspicious douchebaggery, I think that is where the mothership will be docked. It’s far enough away from ground zero, Bay and Bloor Sts., to take advantage of cheaper parking rates, but still crawling with DB wankers and their ‘botoxed stiff” arm candy. Hey, whatever floats your boat!
Regards, from well north of Toronto,
Craig
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The Toronto Poo Jays
Not since the original Toronto Poo Jay have we seen such water foul hoserbags polluting the shores of the great white north.
What’s going on up there, eh?
The plague in Canada continues to spread.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010The Kleenex Mafia “Elevate the Party Experience”
It’s like watching a fascinating pilot for a compelling show about engaging, interesting people, if it were neither fascinating, nor compelling, and not featuring any engaging or interesting people.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010Reader Mail: “The Kleenex Mafia”
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DB1,
here in toronto the two biggest club promoters call themselves Mr. Kleen and the King of Kleen. Their website is a douchebag’s dream come true… coupon discounts to generic douchy locations like the trendy tanning franchise… sunglasses hut, etc.
u may need to dedicate a site to them alone….in fact they are such narcissistic douchebags they wouldn’t know it was mockery. my 69 yr old mom quoted upon being shown their picture…”oh…they’re horrible”
enjoy!
— Canadian ‘Bag Slayer
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I just blew my nose. Good work, CBS. Operation Blame Canada continues.
