Comment of the Week
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Saturday, August 20, 2011
Comment of the Week: The Reverend Chad Kroeger
The Honorable Reverend wins the covered HCwDB Comment of the Week with this exasperated diatribe in response to Wankus McHannibull’s tri-hott macking.
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I have to give him a pass because things are working out just as he had planned. Cigar is the deal maker for me. If I could get an ugly tat, shave my head, light a cigar and clench these little mounds of legal sex chimps then I would get an ugly tat. If I wasn’t married and had kids and getting old and falling apart heart conditions and drunk and stoned and shit. I gots a congregation to lead that would enjoy the three Schtroumphettes above as part of my patented Trouser Choir Trio.
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And I pity the fool that doesn’t dig these chicks.
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Ace
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Comment of the Week: Karen’s Mom
Karen’s Mom, the mother of pissed off hottie Karen from Jeffy Notabag Wins at the Game of Life, has a message for all the hatters who hang out around here:
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You really are all a bunch of poor pathetic losers who the good one got away from, and your panties are still in a bunch! Get over yourself and your high *fake cough morals because you have none! If you did you wouldn’t even know of this site much less comment. There is a reason you all keep your names hidden! I’m guessing when people talk back to you your use to hearing some of the same language?! Gee I wonder why!? Grow a pair and never check this site again and maybe start earning some respect. Maybe!
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Remember kids, even not checking this site again might not earn you no more respect, especially since the good one got away. Wait, I just triple negatived myself into inverted confusion.
Saturday, August 6, 2011Comment of the Week: Medusa Oblongata
In the Jimbo the Crust thread, female ‘bag huntress and Hall of Mock member Medusa Oblongata lays the hottie smackdown and wins the coveted Comment of the Week:
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With the exception of second from left, this is the worst excuse for a line of hotts I’ve ever seen. It’s like the AV club decided to whore it up for the night. I do not approve. Nerd chicks are rad. Nerd chicks trying to slut it up is the wrongest wrong that ever was wronged. You ladies have stuff like intelligence, humor, wit, independence, empathy and creativity. Leave this kind of silly shit for your whoresome peers. They don’t have shit-all going for them save for praying that gravity doesn’t take away the one thing that makes them of any use to anyone. And even then, being a Ming Vase means nothing if it’s used as a semen repository. Put your clothes on and go back to the dorm, ASAP! We’ve got a Super Congress to dethrone.
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Comment of the Week: Mr. Scrotato Head
In one short comment from Thursday’s “Lifehouse” Thread, Mr. Scrotato Head tells the tale of the tragic Hottest Highschool Girl and wins the coveted Comment of the Week:
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The cutest girl in my high school was amazingly tight and curvy back in the day. Beautiful tanned skin, long dark hair, and piercing brown eyes that told every guy in every grade that he didn’t have a f*cking chance with her but hey, at least she looked at you.
She now has a mustache Tom Selleck would envy. Oh how the hotties do fall.
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HCwDB Comment of the Week: Ich verstehe sie ist heiß
Newbie comments thread participant (or are they?) Ich verstehe sie ist heiß wins the coveted HCwDB Comment of the Week with this snarky quip in yesterday’s tattoo discussion thread:
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Nothing says “I am expressing my individuality, my creativity, and uniqueness” quite like walking into one of the 10,000 tattoo shops downtown, choosing design #31417 from the book on the counter, and having an Air Conditioning & Heating school dropout inject your skin with ink and hepatitis C.
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Arcerbic and slicing, nicely played, Mr. Heiß.
Saturday, July 16, 2011Comment of the Week: Adolf Skroatler Von Baggenstein
From the Old Man Moe thread comes a brief and confused appearance by Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein:
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Just got back from Costa Rica, tried to find a cure for my A.D.D… good God, look at this chick, she’s fine as… what the hell is that guy doing with a mask on his… See I told you money makes you handsome, that’s why my wife fuuu… What was I doing again???
Hasta,
ASvB
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Comment of the Week: Count DeDouchebags
Newbie Count DeDouchebags wins the coveted Comment of the Week with his brief yet on-point narration of the story of Crotch Johnson and the Sara Bikini Hotties:
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Noon: Oh, yeah!!! Vegas baby!! VIP at the pool!!
1:00 pm: I’m Crotch Johnson, from Omaha, Muthafukas!! Look at these bitches!! Woo Hoo!!! Bring me another bottle!!
2:00 pm: Crystal… HELL YEAH!! I love Crystal!! another bottle, dammit!!
3:00 pm: WADDAYAMEAN it gonna be $500 each? I thought you chicks were really into me!!!?
4:00 PM: …Yes, sir, $4500… If you don’t pay your bill, I’m going to have to call the police immediately…
5:00 pm: Dude…. come on man… bail my ass out!!!
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Sort of says it all.
Oh, and here’s a random picture of Patriotic Speedo Crotch Guy and Unfortunate Victim of Limited Life Opportunities By Virtue of Being Born in a Small Town Hottie for your Saturday perusal.
Saturday, June 25, 2011HCwDB Comment of the Week: Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche wins the coveted HCwDB Comment of the Week for this nice eviseration of Real World Rockerdouche Tommy mugging your uberhott ex-girlfriend Kaitlyn:
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His tatt was clearly inspired (and possibly given to him by) Amy Winehouse. See her head just poking out from under his sleeve? In his fantasy her arms have been replaced by two rifle-like carrots that shoot Baby Jesus butt plugs at each other. The long blue squiggle is a Cookie Monster/Grover disembowelment she participated in as a young crack wench at her kindergarten with that kid who shoved EVERYTHING up his nose and the green splotches represent all the money she pissed away on crack and rehab (no no no). It’s all pretty clear once you recognize the imagery. And the Fact that it was done at a concession stand in the Harrisburg Senators in under 5 minutes makes it that more artistic and shit.
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Comment of the Week: Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx
The coveted Comment of the Week goes to Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx (aka Euripidouche) and appeared in the Arnie the Hipster Load thread:
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i really really hate hipster bags more than i hate waking up naked in a flop house, smelling of aqua velva, alone, with no clothes, and having to go ask the group of old men huddled around the decrepit tv in the shabby common room if any of them remember how i got there, or where i might find my clothes, and also, trying to figure out who in the room wears aqua velva while trying to be subtle about it.
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Well done Edith Anne. And to go with your comment, I figured the second Little Caesar pic, in all its hottie/douchey wrongness, deserved some mainpage attention.
Saturday, June 11, 2011Comment of the Week: Nancy Dreuche on Peen Reveal
In the Jimmy’s Stupid Lips thread, Nancy Dreuche wins the coveted Comment of the Week by summing up the various perverted ways that men may show women their phallus:
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Painting a picture of your peen and giving it to a woman you’ve been cyber stalking for over a year. Artistic Pervert. Paper machéing a replica of your peen and giving it to your high school sweetheart. Romantic Pervert. Using your peen as the inspiration for your next building design to impress all the women (and a few men) in that city. Architectual Pervert. Alluding to your peen as “Jesus sized”. RevChad Pervert. Making multiple peen references around a woman you just met. Nervous Pervert.
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