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Thursday, October 18, 2012
Shmucky Goldstein Flips You Off, Vyvyan Style
Vyvyan style is no way to talk to a village elder, Shmucky.
Sarah Goldstein’s Bleething is slight but her Persian Semitic-hott pudge buggle sings siren songs of pooch spackle cupcake slobber, and for that I paw her Mikvah with Talmudic aplomb.
Thursday, October 11, 2012Marty Crotchenrott ruins Amanda's Vegas Trip
Amanda’s Nana back in Urbana will not be pleased. Neither by the Facebook pics. Nor the pap smear results.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012Richy McShuckhole and Debutante Carolyn Spell "EMU"
Later, they’ll use their tongues to spell “LL”.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012Two Word Tuesday
Hot Taco?**
**Y’know what? This pic is just too rank for one category; so feel free to also make this a “Caption This” fest as well.
-D.S.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012Marty Seyz…
“I like to look at champagne more than boobs!”
Marty is very literal in expressing his effusiveness.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012Orange Mike Doggie 'Bags Meghan
Gotta get a little classic HCwDB all up in this place after witnessing my childhood hero, Mr. Ford, morph from a wisecracking movie star into an old curmudgeon in less than thirty years.
That’s okay, Harrison. We’ll always have 1977-1982.
Sunday, June 10, 2012Richard Grieco on the Adam Carolla Show
The Unholy Grieco was recently on the Adam Carolla show.
Your humble narrator was also once on the Adam Carolla show.
There is now one degree of separation between The Grieco Virus and the DB1. And all that stands between us is the Carolla. The battle continues.
Wednesday, June 6, 2012Fingers McShmucksalot Shows You His Fingers
There are ten of them.
Pink Kelly offers Power Thighs of Thunder Taut. Do not question the power of Power Thighs of Thunder Taut. They are the perfect combination of firm and soft. Strength and tenderness.
Those who have experienced Power Thighs of Thunder Taut know for which ode I sing.
Tuesday, June 5, 2012Australian Ladies Grade the Ab Reveal
In Australia, Ladies grade you! For douchey ab reveal.
And on an unrelated note, Aussie Hotts rank just slightly below Semitic Librarian Suckle Thigh for hottest regional pooch gnaw.
Thursday, May 31, 2012Sweater Man Twists
There’s nothing wrong with this guy other than some bad 80s J.C. Penny and his penchant for embarrassing Vanessa.
In fact, Sweater Man, like Cheeto Man before him, may bat for the home team. So lets wish him well with a notta and a goinpeace, even if his face is kinda creepin’ me out.
Time for a Lookinforcosmopear chaser.
