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Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Black Eye Joey Ignores Ladies in the East Village and Can't Help it That They Have Daddy Issues
Giggle Chloe moved to New York to be real. Then she moved to Brooklyn to be hip. Then she moved back to Ohio to get married and have a kid.
Friday, January 27, 2012Marcus Runs With The Goose in Thailand
More from the partying adventures of wayward rich American youth in torture cells in outer Thailand somwhere near the Cambodian/Prussian 38th parallel.
This story don’t end well neither.
For it features nipple clamps and blueberry pie. Served on a series of cascading rice patties held together by barbed wire and goat weed by a feral monkey named Dave.
And David Lynch yawns and asks me to quietly leave his driveway without causing a fuss.
Monday, January 23, 2012See no Douchey, Hear no Douchey, Smell no Douchey
The Wank Fondle Brothers have synchronized hand gestures like Jagger.
The Platinum Woo Hotts of Kappa Kappa Thigh Rub are pretty sure Ted is not really related to Justin Bieber, but they would like another round of lemon drops anyway. Woo!!! Please.
Monday, January 9, 2012Nick the Richard Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
But not as much as the rare “Subtle Boob Fondle Of Milfy Suburban Moms Out For a Night of Drinking While Taking a Pic To Get Back at Karen’s Husband” move.
A move, I should add, that was first patented by Salvador Dali while seeking cure for lupus in the natural hot springs of Bilbao, Spain, in the late 1930s.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012Bathrooms. Cell Phones. A Rhesus Monkey Flings Poo.
Boston University’s sophomore year keggers always end with Mindy in the bathroom with Brad, a bottle of hair gel, and a package of ass wipes on the floor.
And by ass wipes on the floor, I mean Brad.
And 2011’s Greatest Crisis of Modernity continues to haunt our society with steaming rhesus monkey poo fling.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011Captain Wank Salutes All Math Majors In Over Their Head
Charleene has come a long way since taking the midnight train headed an-y-where.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011You Know Who Enjoys The Break Between Christmas and New Years?
Mack and C-Dog do, yo.
Don’t be frontin’.
They serious.
90 Degree 2005 Ashton Kutcher Hat Tilt Serious.
Sweet Beer Drinking Brenda has disinterested parents. Who aren’t paying enough attention to her nocturnal activities now that she’s back from Nevada State for the break.
Thursday, December 1, 2011Average White Douchebag Is Way In Over His Head
Joey Kia is a stage-1. Just a pudly puddling.
A mish-mash of confused signifiers.
Rachel Hott is all that is pure of Norwegian Wood on a paid-to-pose professional level.
Together, they kill time on a Tuesday. While secretly hating their lives and cursing the God that never was.
Too depressing for a Thursday?
I’mma get a coffee.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011The Leechster Brothers Approve of the HCwDB of the Month, Then Go and Tour Poland
Things are cheaper in Poland, yo.
Monday, November 7, 2011Bro Flex and Flexette Approve of the HCwDB of the Week
They give it two intertextual meta-ironic fist pumps up.
