Epic Dump
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Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Gettin' Back in the Mockin' Spirit
Because if you can’t mock greased up jackbags and oggle party hotts on a daily blog, then the terrorists have no uvula.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013Tense Guy Who Points At or Near Boobs Guy
I believe it was Salvador Dali who once said, “Tense Guy Who Points at Or Near Boobs Guy… The Fish!”
Or maybe that was this guy.
I keep forgetting. Was it when the Modernists and the Surrealists met the DaDaists by leaving an Impression, and then they all went over to the Abstract Expressionists and kicked them in the the Pop Art Postmodern balls? Or did they all just take a dump on pretentious douchey posts that occur when the DB1 had weird dreams about alpacas and had too many HoHos and can’t think of anything to write?
The fish.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012True Love ™
(Still not pictured)
Wednesday, October 3, 2012His Name is Huang But Call Him Joe Gets Lucky
Good for you, My-Name-is-Huang-But-Call-Me-Joe. Even the ironic Herpster glasses are not enough to tag you a stage-1 ‘bagger.
For he has scored the rare and elusive Mayan-Eye-of-Coitus dreamgirl, My-Name-is-Roxanna-But-Won’t-Talk-To-You-Anyway-So-Don’t-Worry-About-It.
Assface Rich Kid New York Prep School Danny? Douche. Obvious douche. Mockworthy douche.
Thursday, September 20, 2012Epic Dump
For there are no other words of poetry, nay, ‘cept those t’were the epic dump.
