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Thursday, February 17, 2011
Dieter Von Choaalsmark
He has ways of making us talk.
And they involve tanning beds.
But props to Bridgitte for perfecting the Chantal Goya in Godard’s Masculin Féminin hair.
Yeah, that was a reference to 1960s late Nouvelle Vague cinema. I need a coffee.
Thursday, October 28, 2010Manya’s Mistake
At first, Manya just wanted to be friendly when Sven asked to take a pic at the 18+ club in Copenhagen.
But then it was Manya and Sven and Sven’s friend Gustav.
And then Manya realized she’d stepped into a swamp of Eurobaggery.
Thursday, October 21, 2010The Unknown ‘Bagger
This clubby pudwack has been on the site so many times over the years, under so many names, I feel like we should just (dis)honor him as “The Unknown ‘Bagger.”
With bonus Jesus bling.
Poor Near-Future Mom But Still Curvy Karen. “Girls night out” did not end as you expected when Cindy from accounting proposed it last Wednesday.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010The Baglionaire
In global news: One of Australia’s top ten richest people is a huge Russian douche bong.
The Nihilists
They vill have the lingenberger pancakes.
Monday, September 20, 2010Vlad the Inhaler
For years, historians wondered.
What was the secret of Vlad’s potency with the finely peared ladies?
Was it Vlad’s patented “shirt over neck” maneuver?
Three inches of undies poke?
Ubiquitous Red Cup?
Or the power of douche face?
The answer: Licky Nip.
Saturday, September 18, 2010Reader Mail: Vegas Douche Virus Takes Over Italy
The Italodouche reports in from Italy, where the Grieco Virus is returning.
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DB1,
The Vegas Herpester pool party concept has now spread to the shores of the Mediterranean, now infecting the once glorious civilization known as Italy.
Naples is one of the oldest cities in the world, and it held an important role in Magna Graecia. Much blood has been shed here throughout history(unifcation wars, WWII, mafia crimes,etc.)
If Garibaldi were alive today, he would have to re-assemble the Expedition to defeat the new enemy.
– the Italodouche
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The land of Michaelangelo, Dante and Monica Bellucci has fallen on hard times indeed. Sad news, Italodouche. But, like Australia, nations can fight back. Have faith. The culture wars continue.
Thursday, September 2, 2010The Utersladder
One of the vilest form of clubchoads is the “Utersladder.” In Flemish, Utersladder means “to languidly rub one’s genitals on a vonklumpenspiel.”
A vonklumenspiel, as any scholar of Gaelic antiquity surely knows, is a small, wooden rabbit or possum penis.
Because rabbits and possums can be very insecure after breeding season, and vonkumpenspiels help them compensate during the rainy season.
Okay, I get a coffee now.
And boobies.
Saturday, August 28, 2010Helmut Von Baggus
When foreign exchange grad student Helmut Von Baggus asked Irene if he could “show her ‘mit racing stripes?'” Irene assumed he’d meant on his car.
