Existentialism
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Thursday, March 8, 2012
All Sorts of Crap
Kill it.
Kill it with fire.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012Coleman Goes to Vegas
Between Coleman’s eyeliner and Suzy’s lack of sandwich consumption, lets just move on.
Thursday, January 19, 2012Matt Shares a Drink With a Woman in Her Underwear
This kinda thing happens to Matt all the time.
As does crotch fung.
Monday, December 26, 2011Peter Pumpin’head and Mary Mammageddon Still Can’t Believe They Didn’t Make the 2011 Douchie Finals
They’re so upset, they brought Distorted Side Boob to Vegas to complain about it at the Hard Rock Pool Party Complaint Desk (a drunk guy named Vinny over by the potted eucalyptus tree).
But you know who was thrilled by their win at the 2011 Douchies?
Daytime Candid Champagne Katie. Followed by lots of squee and OMGs and then, like, a total manipedi that she deserved because, like, last week was ,like, too much and she’s serious.
Thursday, December 1, 2011Bob Douchionne Is Out There
Just knowing that Bob Douchionne exists is a good enough reason to start drinking.
Sally Mae Jean, you really should know better.
But how do you go back home to the farm after meeting Carl Hungus?
Wednesday, September 28, 2011Something Went Wrong on the Path to Enlightenment
When the righteous wish to settle in tranquility, G-d says: “Is it not enough for the righteous what is prepared for them in the World to Come, that they also ask for a tranquil life in this world?”
– Rashi’s commentary on Genesis 37:1
