Fraiku
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Friday, May 20, 2005
Friday Haiku: End o’ Times Square
Technicolor Yawn;
Our Society vomits
Forth these rutting freaks.
Fraiku
Guido steps up fast;
“Yo, baby…why the long face?”
Sugar cubes in hand…
**EDIT** Charles D FTW. Son.
Sara Jessica
Parker has stiff contester
And by *stiff* I mean…
Thank God for duct tape
so nothing pokes it’s head out
from beneath that skirt
It was Good Friday
Until Darth Sock unleashed the
Tranny Kracken. Son.
“Scent of a Woman”
reboot – starring: George Clooney
and Al Pacino.
Is look on his face
due to booze or from grope of
“her” prison wallet?
it rubs the lotion
on her adam’s apple or
it get the man hose
I promised myself:
Jacques, no tranny jokes. Okay?
So…I got nothing.
Clang, jingle as they pass
Her steely iron ball sack
His horrible bling
He drinks his cran and
Goose with a stinky pinky
Off the glass, no class!
They met at salon
Both getting unibrows cleaned
Carpets match the drapes
Razor stubble in
Ass crack should have been warning
But for Trent, wasn’t
Self Worship Fraiku
Sky-Bro is so hawt
He just came in his own dick;
“Am I gay?”, he asks…
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Joey ChestStubble
Flexes in wondrous shadows
Of Silicone Peaks
Bath-salts Hugh Jackman
starring in: Agents Of M.I.L.F.
Wait; wrong universe?
Sandal Boy in back
Received cabana blowjob
Joey needs to spit
It’s obivous here
Wasn’t “A Dare”, she lost bet
Dates douche for one day
DARE to be diff’rent
Try to take your eyes off of
Pamela’s bolt-ons
Dare smells that
Which nose job cannot…
Closet of Poo nomination
Bath Salt Hugh Jackman
is playing sphincter guitar
he will poop his pants.
Bath Salts Hugh Jackman
does impression of Trumpster
mocking disabled.
Fantabulous Bleeth
Keeps straight face even though Zeke
Floated Air Buscuit
I’d traverse mine field
In Fallujah wearing chaps
To wax her Ninnies**
**NINNIES HE SAYS**
Her belly needs a
good spackling. Joey’s face
needs good smacking.
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Fraiku – November Reign Edition
Jenna must sulk with might;
Her swarthy chesticles are
Eclipsed by Man-Pecs…
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I used to bullseye
In my T-16 back home;
Those canyons are HUGE…
Famiglia. Schlomozzle
Hossenpfeffer incorpo
Rated. Il Divo.
Her boobs are in an
Open relationship with
Time, space, gravity
Axe-handle butt plugs
Nipples like cigarette burns
These babes got it all
If that nose was brains
She’d be a regular Al
Einstein, and then some
Like Lamar Odom
and Kardashian creature
boobs need time apart
In place of chest hair
Spirograph© retard doodle
Run amok with douche
“Give me something to
Break” yell Fred’s bros unaware
it is Fred’s cherry.
Friday, May 6, 2005
Friday Haiku – DarkSock is Senile edition
Thanks for bearing wit’ me during my extended visitation with the little Socks in California. The Dude won the easter egg pear this go-round. sons.
She’s disappointed
Biff Precious tells her “Real Men…
They don’t eat Kei$ha”
The Golden Girl look
First stage of transgender trip
Bottle blonde likes it
Poison, Ratt, or
Winger? She don’t know because
roofies and E rock!
Razzle Douche looks like
Chris Squire f*cked a Swiffer
Rolls over in grave
Once, while drunk I
Fingered my sister-in-law
She looked like this dude
This example of
Our species is closer to
Feces on two feet
Wednesday, May 4, 2005
Girls love dolla bills;
Leave a few hanging out of
Your blue jean pocket…
I dig the spinner
With Menses Rag on head. The
Bleethes are Trannies. Sons.
Enough alcohol &
prettymuch anydouche will
look like Magic Mike.
The Witches of New
Brunswick and Vince hit da club.
Blow all his paycheck.
Got facial bruising
At the nervous hospital
Lobotomy scars
The girl on the left
Gave birth to a stillborn child
In the parking lot**
**Damn, Son…. – DarkSock
Dog tags from Iraq,
Cash from job driving forklift,
Good looks from chipmunk.
Checks her pulse to see
if the roofies have kicked in.
run menses rag, run
Dolla Bill Douche looks
a little woozy. Later
he’s one kidney short.
Special Ed teachers
Remove his hockey helmet
Pose with new student
Big Joey P
Straight outta Staten Island
Also outta cash
Slingblade tests neck for
big lawn mower blade surprise.
Calls 911 next.
Monday, May 2, 2005
Fraiku
Brings new meaning to
“M.A.S.H. Units…I can almost
See “Hot Lips” thru mesh…
Plastic Everything
Douche Satchel in Her Right Hand
D-Bag Cops A Feel
Her ubiquitous
Double D plastic pink cups
Have minds of their own
“Watch this!” says douche as
he pushes her gunt and the
boobies get bigger.
In the center of
The Bleeth Hive, dwells the Queen Bleeth.
That ooze ain’t honey.
Mons Pubis can breathe
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Crochet Hole.
I’m guessing this bleeth
has handled more sausage than
a German butcher
Oh look, she’s wearing
an air filter element
as a bippy dress.
Sunday, May 1, 2005
Fry-Poo
Horse Largeman gets drunk,
Has a night of wild coitus;
Then he wakes to THIS.
